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1. A type of creature most commonly seen in it's drunken, natural, state.
2. This is a very rare and mythical being. When in it's drunken state, it tends to foam from all of its holes.
3. This being likes to touch furry animals.
4. This being makes sexual sounds, all the time, for one reason and one reason only: gloworms.
Oh snap! Look at that Kronk in it's natural state! It is caressing that little caterpillar with its finger!
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Any situation, circumstance, course of events or interlocution which may be confusing to a person.
"Well that's a kronk-knockler."
Related:
"That's a hum-dinger!"
A specific pocket-pair in poker.
Noah looked down at his cards and exclaimed, "pocket kronks, yeees!"
When you put spinach puff crumbs on your dick, and have someone lick it off/give you oral afterwards with the crumbs still on there.
"She was feeling freaky after dinner, so i got a Kronk Surprise for dessert"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"
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"what the kronk are you doing in my underwear drawer?"
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A phrase used when instructing a girl to get you dick ready for a handjob by flopping it back and forth
M:give me a handjob
W:ok
M:PULL THE LEVER KRONK!
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