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thinks he’s cute but is actually ugly and named after a fish
marlon: bitch i’m a god
me: nah you’re named after a fish
marlon: what
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(n.) pertaining to Modern Warfare 2, one with a specific playstyle who utilizes flanking maneuvers to surprise opponents and dispatch them via knife. Synonomous with blue tiger.
(n.) one that possesses puma-like attributes such as the ability to move silently in the night and quick deadly strikes. Often prey upon baby manatees, but like sea turtles.
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Alex: "dude i was playin Cod on rust and i was rapin the n00b i was goin marlon, like fucking blue tiger shit. tac-knifin those noooobs wile they just like fucking noob tubed and g18 like l33t b1tch3s fo 5h1t#$ @ !!!!"
Mike: "ohh ya, you deserve an LJ"
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Ryan: "dude I just saw marlon eat manatee!"
Jake: "yeah he needs nourishment"
Ryan: "at least he doesn't eat sea turtles."
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(n.) pertaining to Modern Warfare 2, one with a specific playstyle who utilizes flanking maneuvers to surprise opponents and dispatch them via knife. Synonomous with blue tiger.
(n.) one that possesses puma-like attributes such as the ability to move silently in the night and quick deadly strikes. Often prey upon baby manatees, but like sea turtles.
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Alex: "dude i was playin Cod on rust and i was rapin the n00b i was goin marlon, like fucking blue tiger shit. tac-knifin those noooobs wile they just like fucking noob tubed and g18 like l33t b1tch3s fo 5h1t#$ @ !!!!"
Mike: "ohh ya, you deserve an LJ"
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Ryan: "dude I just saw marlon eat manatee!"
Jake: "yeah he needs nourishment"
Ryan: "at least he doesn't eat sea turtles."
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Marlon is a homosexual that likes men with big black cocks and can take any size inside him.
Marlon can you jack me off real good with them big lips fucking cutie.
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To “do a marlon” – or “to marlon somebody” – is the creative, (strongly) underestimated and (very!) arduous act of being a classy cock teaser.
To execute this tricky performance adequately it is required that the victim 1) first of all: is charmed all the way to his suspenders 2) so that he reaches a state of mentally AND physically enthusiasm 3) and – most important – in the belief that there is going to be some bouncy-bouncy on his sheets tonight (!!). But no way José! The bouncy-bouncy is not going to happen, because if you want to complete the renowned marlon, there is not going to be anybody taking your temperature with any meat thermometer. He is not going up Mount Pleasure and your are not risking chlamydia, gonorrhoea, hepatitis, herpes, chancroid, scabies, syphilis, pubic lice, genital warts or a bunch of other nasty shit (including creating a new life and/or having a really good time).
She did a marlon on him
(Or if you implicitly want to brag about your grammar-skills you can go crazy and conjugate the verb in the past tense: She marlonED him.)
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Marlonism is a cult from the e-girl world discord server. It's to worship and obey Marlon in their radical ideas. Founded by a bunch of discord nerds who decided to follow the Cult Leader Marlon. Not to be mistaken with the Cat Cult- an enemy cult that uses weird cat pfps.
Marlonism believes in smoking, getting discord mommies, abortion, equity, and fiji water.
I love Marlon, and I am a believer in Marlonism *heart eyes*
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ugly fat jarring clumsy piece of shit
he can't do anthing he is a marlon
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