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Noun- To be a Martine you must be absolutely Shmexay, number-one hottie of your school, help the compaign of bringing sexy back, sexy, beautiful, funny, hot, scorching, and of course be modest, the total opposite of being autumn
Autmn: Rarrr (schmexily) that girl over there is so sexy
Nick: I know she is so Martine
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A crazy ass skilled guy who has what it takes. Practically skilled at everything. It'll be unwise to diss this iron man. Not to mention that he is a good looking guy with a muscular body. He makes his chick feel worthy and can pleasure her beyond unimaginable dreams. Chicks are very lucky to found themselves by his side.
Girl1: I had an amazing experience with my guy last night.
Girl2: You know you lucky, he's such a Martin.
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Martin is a amazing, funny and truthful person. He is honest with his feelings and any girl would be lucky to have him. He is very special and one of a kind
“Woah just look at Martin!!”
“Can I just marry him!”
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an amazing human being his glow affects eeryone who is near him.
"hey here comes that martin
lets rub his scalp"!.
"did you see dave"
"yeah hes so funny hes a martin"
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(Verb.) The process of engaging in sexual intercourse, or sodomy, which results in paralysis, severe debilitating injury or death. Present participle: Martining. Past participle: Martined. Gerund: Martin.
"Hey Gavin! Your mother could barely walk yesterday—did she get martined again? "
"Hey John, Look at that lass in the wheelchair—she must've been martined!
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A bulgarian gypsy thats also a skinny ass cunt looks like a skeleton
Martin:A cunt that is funny but skinny asf and a bulgarian gypsy.
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