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Maryland its better than Philly, New york and stinking new jersey. We don't speak with dirty accents. Our attitudes are straightforward we don't dance around any subjects. Were not like those crazy ass people from DC and those boring ass people from VA. We got swagger and we show it. You know your in Maryland when you cracking open some crabs and drinking a beer. We know how to chill. We drive with our windows down and music blaring. We are straight up from LANDOVER HILLS to BOWIE.\. I-95 to 495 to 695. Don't come up in Maryland acting all ghetto and boogie cuz this ain't new jersey. We know how to party. So put yo stunner shades on and Welcome to Maryland.
Newjeresier: Omg henry I don't think were in Jeresy nomore!!!
Marylander: hell naw, Shut the hell up.
Virginiaer: Oh Martha! I think we just crossed the Potomac into MARYLAND!!
Maryland: Shut the hell up.
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State in which is split between two metropolitan areas, especially when it comes to sports.
State that contains Mountains to the west, the Chesapeake bay in the middle, and Beach to the west.
State that has the Best crabs in the world, Maryland Blue Crab.
Maryland is a good place to be
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One of the richest states in the country with 2 of the richest counties in the country: Howard Country and Montgomery County. It is the southern most state in the Northeast; where Polo's are the state-wide clothingwear.
The state motto is the Free State and everyone loves the Baltimore crabs.
The state consists of the mountainous west and the hickish east while the Baltimore-Washington Corridor keeps the state up from a poor/hickfilled future.
Guy 1: "Where is the best place to live in the country?"
Guy 2: "Maryland, of course. The weather is perfect, the suburbs are affluent, and the Baltimore crabs are divine."
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You can get jumped in the suburbs. You're weird if you don't like at least crabs, crab-cakes, or crab soup. You've gotta know a rich white kid from Harford County who plays lacrosse. You say warsh instead of wash, and wooder instead of water, but people make fun of you for it so you've adjusted your accent to sound more normal. You're not really sure if during the civil war you counted as the union or the confederacy. Predominantly racist white areas are right near predominantly black areas. The ghetto is right near the rich area. Baltimore is the center of race problems and murder. Nobody cares about Annapolis even though it's the capital. Harford County kids talk like Californians. They say like, dude, and bro. We are America but in a small state.
Kyle: I like play lacrosse and I enjoy eating crabs. I drink a lot of wooder.
Jen: Must be from Maryland.
Maryland is the 7th state in the United States Of America it belongs on the east coast neighboring states like Delaware, Pennsylvania,Virginia, And West Virginia.
The Capital Of Maryland Is Annapolis.
It’s famous city is Baltimore.
As of 2020 Larry Logan Is The Governor Of Maryland
Andrew: Alright Our Next State To Visit Is Maryland.
Micheal: I heard Maryland is famous for their crabs I can’t wait to try them
bast damn state there is we got it all from girls to fun
marland is the spot to be if u lookin for a honey
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I'm from Maryland. I'm not from the South . . . or the North; It's the Mid Atlantic. It's soda, not pop. It's a sub, not a hoagie. It's pizza not pie. It's the beach not the shore and I drink 'Wooder" not water. It's acceptable to say "where y'all goin?" in place of "where are you going?" And, for the record, I'm not a hick. It's DC not Washington. I know what bad traffic really looks like, how to use a traffic circle, And how to pump my own gas. I know what and where the Naval Academy is. I love crabs, corn, and snowballs There's no place like MD!!
maryland is better then any other state...
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