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a freaking, funny and amazing kid. he is totally bomb and makes our day. he's hilarious and can always put a smile (and laugh) on our faces =
we love mauricio TO DEATH!
i love you mauricio!!
hehe don't forget that!
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A very sexy person with a big ass dick who can pull any girl even tho he’s a border hoper
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A Mauricio is a type of Latin American man that is unlike any other. They always enjoy sleeping naked. They are always very romantic and will never forget an important date. They often have awesome dreams of very successful futures. They don't like to make plans but will always get everything done and with extreme sexiness. Mauricios are generous and always helpful, they often are not aware of how appreciated they really are. Mauricios are amazing in everyway and are especially special when completed with a jamie pulito;), i <3 u jamie!!!!
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a mexican who makes fun of mexicans!
though he is good writing rap songs and enjoys ass cheeks oh his white tees. he is often very emotional with a 6.5 inch penis. enjoys biting of the nipples.
dude, mauricio, stop hating on your mexican self!
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Alternative name for the Felis silvestris catus, also known as cat.
"- I just adopted a Mauricio Macri.
- I personally prefer dogs. Mauricio Macris are usually disobedient."
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The unshakeable and sudden belief that you are a superhero who can save the world from evil by spreading the message of love with musical theatre.
Man 1: Have you heard about the latest terrorist plot?
Man 2: Don't worry, I'll stop the hate with some tap dancing and the score of "Wicked".
Man 1: Oh, dude. Sounds like you have mauricio syndrome.
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the act of taking any mexican fast food, extracting the grease, hosing it up a man's penis and/or anus and using a straw to suck out the contents, all while masturbating to a mariachi band's gay orgy.
I am gonna pull a dirty mauricio tonight for my bf! ;)
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