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A sexy beast that will probably steal your woman. Mitchell has a huge dick. He’s the hottest bloke on earth. He is the king of sex and leaves all the girls that visit them with a sore ass. He claps their cheeks so hard they can’t sit down
Omg have you seen how hot Mitchell is?
Yeah I was with him in bed last night:
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blocking people using bad grammer
mitch was mitchelling his facebook account
The most awesome dude ever! He always is goofing off and is extremely competitive. Mitchell's almost always wanna be having fun, Mitchell's like to workout and it always turns out PERFECT!! They can make friends super easy and are very charming.
You will love them INSTANTLY!
Yesterday I ran into Mitchell and he asked me out, OBVIOUSLY I SAID YESSS!
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A boy who isnt a player because he's clueless of the girls around him. he's got chicks surrounding him but don't fear because he will soon realize right from wrong and choose the best chick. Mitchell is a nerd who rocks adidas but gets denied employee of the month everytime for trying too hard . He has chiseled ass cheek bones and great hair
Me: bro do you know Mitchell ?
Sunny: Yeah the really cute nerdy kid that works at adidas ?
Me: yeah !
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any people with this first/last name are considered to be the most exillerating people to walk the earth. They are also looked upon at the same height as most ancient greek gods such as Zues. they also have huge hammers
jethro : apparently that guys name was mitchell?
hannah: really? he looks like such a mitchell. now I'm off to get his digits. bye
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Mitchell... often called Mitch.
Know-it-all when it comes to girls. Can predict every move a girl is going to make as well as her entire thought process.
However, he rarely goes for a relationship. He prefers the 'flirt and conquer' method.
He can often be found playing video games or maybe avoiding his parents. He also enjoys jumping on trampolines, and once in a blue moon can be found running to the park. :D
A Mitchell listens better than most other boys. He tries his best to understand and give advice.
But he isn't afraid to let you know what a dumbass you are or how much you worry him sometimes.
He doesn't mind that he constantly has to remind you how much you mean to him because he knows how thick-headed you can be.
A Mitchell enjoys making fun of vegetarians and vegans and holds firm to his belief that meat and chocolate lava cakes are supreme.
Sometimes Mitchell's are jerks but most of the time they mean well and even though the fights can get intense, it's only because they care so much and don't want to see you get hurt or feel like you're being replaced.
He is the best friend one can ask for and will stay around for as long as you will let him, you just gotta let him in and stop building walls.
He prefers girl's hair down and major fan of rappers such as Eminem and Lil' Wayne.
Girl: "I like him but I don't know if he likes me... He is so nice all of the sudden! I think he really likes me!"
Mitchell: "It's because he wants something from you. He's going to ask if he can pick you up tonight for a party just wait..."
Girl: "HE TEXTED ME! ...And he asked if I wanted him to come pick me up for a party..."
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The most amazing name for a boy. He is sweet, funny, caring, hot, and great in bed. He is kind of a video game nerd but leads a social life; he loves to be outside and hangout with friends. He is BAD ASS.
"Wow, that guy is such a keeper, a real Mitchell"
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