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Mouse

An intelligent animal that plays a vital role in nature as a pollinator and natural decomposer of plant decay.
Contrary to beliefs, mice are not as dirty or diseased as people claim they are, they merely try to follow what humans do.
A wild mouse will also never bite unless they are in severe distress such as pain.
However mice can be very easily tamed due to their shy but curious behavior.
A mouse also makes a wonderful animal companion for people who know how to care for them.

Example 1: Testing medicine on a mouse isn't only cruel, but it's also misleading, humans suffered multi organ failure after a cancer medicine was falsely misled by animal testing.

Example 2: It's not good to let cats eat mice, they can get really sick.

Example 3: Look at this cute fuzzy mouse, he's so smart he can solve a maze.

by Thecockatootamer May 02, 2023


mouse

The cute and loving animal that distracts masterchief on Halo 1 and screws up the marines. Masterchief usually plays go fish with a mouse in this console game.

Masterchief (from halo 1 game) sees a mouse. Yells "Yay a mouse!" and frantically goes after it and then plays go fish while his marine teammates get slaughtered by covenants (aliens).

by Masterchief June 04, 2005


mouse

Control for the computer.

A small rodent, a pest, cats eat them.

I use keep my mouse on a mouse and I use it, to scroll down the screen.

Don't drop food on the floor it attracts mice.

Pussy Cat, look what I got for you, a mouse eat up boy!!

by Saints October 17, 2003


mouse

A word for an amazing person, smart, funny, sexy, if not a little naive.

Look at her, what a mouse!!

by tez700 August 03, 2005


Mouse

Pussy,cunt,twat,love purse etc. because it is small,cute,furry and you can hold it in your hand.

He's after her mouse.

by The Fury 13 December 13, 2010


mouse it

Like when you are banging a whore and she is too loud. She must, in turn, 'mouse it'. This is too be sung to the tune of 'Bounce It' by Juicy J.

Juicy J- Ay Keisha you're gonna need to mouse it, bitch don't even say nuthin about it"

Keisha- "Fuck u Juice"

by Ronaldjohnson December 10, 2013


Mouse

Adj.- An act of being clever and sneaky.

After observing my friend pickpocketing an unsuspecting victim, I said to him, "Dude, you are so mouse!"

by The Revealer of things August 12, 2011