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Mouse

An intelligent animal that plays a vital role in nature as a pollinator and natural decomposer of plant decay.
Contrary to beliefs, mice are not as dirty or diseased as people claim they are, they merely try to follow what humans do.
A wild mouse will also never bite unless they are in severe distress such as pain.
However mice can be very easily tamed due to their shy but curious behavior.
A mouse also makes a wonderful animal companion for people who know how to care for them.

Example 1: Testing medicine on a mouse isn't only cruel, but it's also misleading, humans suffered multi organ failure after a cancer medicine was falsely misled by animal testing.

Example 2: It's not good to let cats eat mice, they can get really sick.

Example 3: Look at this cute fuzzy mouse, he's so smart he can solve a maze.

by Thecockatootamer May 2, 2023


mouse

The cute and loving animal that distracts masterchief on Halo 1 and screws up the marines. Masterchief usually plays go fish with a mouse in this console game.

Masterchief (from halo 1 game) sees a mouse. Yells "Yay a mouse!" and frantically goes after it and then plays go fish while his marine teammates get slaughtered by covenants (aliens).

by Masterchief June 4, 2005

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mouse

Control for the computer.

A small rodent, a pest, cats eat them.

I use keep my mouse on a mouse and I use it, to scroll down the screen.

Don't drop food on the floor it attracts mice.

Pussy Cat, look what I got for you, a mouse eat up boy!!

by Saints October 17, 2003

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mouse

A word for an amazing person, smart, funny, sexy, if not a little naive.

Look at her, what a mouse!!

by tez700 August 3, 2005

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Mouse

Pussy,cunt,twat,love purse etc. because it is small,cute,furry and you can hold it in your hand.

He's after her mouse.

by The Fury 13 December 13, 2010

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mouse it

Like when you are banging a whore and she is too loud. She must, in turn, 'mouse it'. This is too be sung to the tune of 'Bounce It' by Juicy J.

Juicy J- Ay Keisha you're gonna need to mouse it, bitch don't even say nuthin about it"

Keisha- "Fuck u Juice"

by Ronaldjohnson December 10, 2013

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Mouse

Adj.- An act of being clever and sneaky.

After observing my friend pickpocketing an unsuspecting victim, I said to him, "Dude, you are so mouse!"

by The Revealer of things August 12, 2011

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