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AKA neapolitan sunburn or simply neapolitan burn, where there are three distinct shades of colour on one's body where sunburn has affected it, thus creating brown, pink and white shades. Occurs mostly on the back of the legs.
Hey did you get a load of Andy's sunburn?
Yeah he was left with a pretty epic neapolitan tan
The disgusting state of a proper old slappers gusset. Vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, the lot.
Fuck me got my end away last night but that dirty old tart had neapolitan knickers.
When a man has anal (chocolate) and vaginal sex with a girl while she is on on her period (strawberry), and then ejaculates on her face (vanilla).
Why don't you give her a neapolitan facial?!
A term derived from Neapolitan Ice cream, which contains strawberry (pink), vanilla (white), and chocolate (brown.) During a Neapolitan party an interracial couple or group will engage in vaginal, anal, and oral sex involving a pink face bald uakari (a monkey with a really pink colored face). Thus completing the neapolitan pink, white and brown. During the early stages of the party the sex will be vaginal, this involves the uakari and the male double penetrating the female. This can be challenging as sometimes the uakari is difficult to tame. The next phase involves anal sex during which the male and female will both receive anal from the pink faced monkey. Immediately following the demolition of both human anuses the uakari will receive fellatio from both the man and woman. This order is specific as the human must taste their own shit off the monkeys dick.
Steve and Tammy know how to throw one heck of a Neapolitan Party, there were pink faced monkeys everywhere and more anal seepage than you can fit in a douche.
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Any combination of narcotics mixed for insufflation.
I've got some ket left, let's add it to the coke and mandy and make some Neapolitan Lines.
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This act is both a culinary and sexual delight. Generally starts with an Italian meal, then flourishes into a maddening sexual encounter. As it progresses the woman suggests desert, (Neapolitan ice cream) the bar of ice cream is carefully placed between the woman’s legs (pink side up) for obvious reasons. Pink represent the vagina, white the taint, and chocolate represent the anus. At which time the man eats hardily until the woman smiles with unmistakable conviction.
After dinner I gave Sara a smiling Neapolitan for desert
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To have your girlfriend performs oral sex on you immediately after you had both period sex and anal sex with her AND came inside her, your dick being covered of brown, white and pink residues, thus corresponding to the chocolate, vanilla and strawberry flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.
"My girl is such a sex freak she even gives me neapolitan blowjobs."
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