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Neapolitanism

A sociological metaphor in which racial subdivisions of human are portrayed by three flavors of ice cream contained in the same box and maintaining the idea 'as time passes, the edges begin to melt together, eventually, and inevitably, mixing into one single colored sludge', resulting in a divine racial singularity.

It's simple Neapolitanism. I believe all variants of human shall ultimately combine to become a single species with a single understanding of our universe. We will explore space together and maybe, someday, we'll be somebody's aliens. Most of us alive now will not likely live long enough to see this but I promise you, it is inevitable and it will happen.

by Iscariom January 15, 2020


Neapolitan

While having sex you can either

PINK: vagina
WHITE: mouth
BROWN: anus
First off the man inserts his penis into the women’s vagina, after he then pokes it into the anus, to finish it off he then slides his dick into the other partners mouth.

HEY GURL…the other night me and Matthew were getting it on and he said that he wanted to give me the Neapolitan.” “So he shoved his dick in me then, then inserted it into my anus then finished it with cumin in my mouth!”

by Yo Bitch ;) April 18, 2022

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The Neapolitan

The act of a man having sex with three women at the same time, while one of each of the women has blonde, brunette, or red hair. The blonde may be replaced with a geriatric white-haired woman as well. The involvement of a black girl instead of a brunette is a Dirty Neapolitan.

The wife was hesitant for me to bring in another brunette for a threesome, so we went with a blonde and a redhead and I executed The Neapolitan.

by Chicago Joey Biscuits January 8, 2012

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Neapolitan

When a man and woman participate in anal sex (chocolate), oral sex, including ejaculation (vanilla), and vaginal sex (strawberry) in the same sexual session.

Man 1: I can't believe Donna let you go Neapolitan last night.
Man 2: Yeah, I saved Strawberry for last, since it's my favorite.

by YoichiAkio November 3, 2010

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neapolitan

Any sexual act including, at least, a threesome of individuals, each having a different hair color. Specifically a brunette, blonde, and red head (thus resembling neapolitan ice cream).

"Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and Isla Fisher would be one neapolitan I'd love to eat in bed."

by itgoessoslow March 30, 2012

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Neapolitan

A Sexual Endeavor
Insert penis into a bloody vag, then insert penis into butt, suck off to finish.

"My girl is on the rag, so I gave her a Neapolitan "

"Woah, you got it in all three holes?"

"Fuck'n A"

by jkad March 21, 2008

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Neapolitan

Neapolitan
When you pack a bowl that contains bud, kief, and hash which resembles the icecream

That Neapolitan was so dank, it put me on that next level trippin.

Phil: hey bro you tryna pack a Neapolitan?

Stew: Hell yea. I want to get high

by Yul Perkins September 9, 2013

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