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another crappy nintendo product. the DS sports child oriented games and dated hardware. the only advantage over its rival the Sony PSP is price. once the PSP gets cheap nintendo will be forever doomed . although they refuse to realize that and try to make up for it by making another slighly less crappy portable. and the revolution is probably gonna suck too so all the nintendo fanboys need to do is get over themselves and stop playing with crap.
nintendo fanboy: "OMG THE DS HAS A TOUCHSCREEN ISNT THAT COOL!"
psp playa: "with my PSP i can play awesome games, watch movies, listen to music, surf the web now that i've hacked it, and i even watch family guy episodes on the memory stick."
nintendo fanboy: "PSP SUCKS ALL IT HAS IS GRAPHICS AND NO GAMEPLAY DS HAS A TOUCHSCREEN"
psp playa: "hmmmm metal gear solid vs. survival kids.... the winner is clear, oh yeah just wait until GT3 Mobile comes out"
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(1)The only portable console of this generation (2005) that has the ability to spawn idiot fanboys that use unfounded hatered and stupidity to spout the same cliched arguments to make their retarded point.
(2)A portable nintendo 64 with two screens and backwards compatability with Gameboy advance games. A decent concept with good execution, if it wasn't for it's one weakness... the annoying nintendo fans that fault sony for trying something new.
A guy playing with a sony psp and a guy playing with a nintendo ds sat next to each other on a bus... surprisingly the guy playing the ds didn't say anything stupid.
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Overrated handheld system, which features only a select few decent games. Almost all of the games are for little kids like disney and pet games.
kid 1: "hey are they have guitar hero and mario 64 for DS"
kid 2: "yeah but I am not five so the nintendo DS is not right for me?
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Pure sexiness. Infact it is an essance so sexy, that you could bottle it, then sell it to a french monarch at a price of 80 francs.
French Monarch: Sacre bleu! c'est l'odeur très sexé du Nintendo DS Lite!
Daniel: Yes, I do enjoy your countries prostitutes as well as your fine cheese.
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Nintendo's re-design of their latest handheld. New features include:
- Smaller size - The DS Lite measures 133mm wide, 73.9mm high and 21.5mm deep at 215 grams in weight. This makes it 42% smaller and 21% lighter than the original DS. The screens are the same size.
- Four brightness levels, of which the brightest is extremily bright.
- Larger stylus
- Shiny future-esque finish available in White, Black, and Light Blue. These are the launch colors, and Nintendo will very likely release more colors as time goes on.
- Improved Wi-Fi capabilities (hardware only)
- Button layout change (Start, Select, Power)
- Region Free, as is the original DS
- Increased Touch Screen sensitivity
Although price and release date are still being speculated, it is estimated they will be launhched in the US in late May or June at a price around $150. They launched in Japan on March 2nd, 2006, and they have sold so well that they have been very hard to get ahold of, despite Nintendo's best efforts to restock them.
My new Nintendo DS Lite is great for playing the wide array of games the DS and GBA lines have to offer. Sadly, the PSP simply cannot match my DS in gaming capabilites.
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Nintendo's re-design of their latest handheld. New features include:
- Smaller size - The DS Lite measures 133mm wide, 73.9mm high and 21.5mm deep at 215 grams in weight. This makes it 42% smaller and 21% lighter than the original DS. The screens are the same size.
- Four brightness levels, of which the brightest is extremily bright.
- Larger stylus
- Shiny future-esque finish available in White, Black, and Light Blue. These are the launch colors, and Nintendo will very likely release more colors as time goes on.
- Improved Wi-Fi capabilities (hardware only)
- Button layout change (Start, Select, Power)
- Region Free, as is the original DS
- Increased Touch Screen sensitivity
Other than the above revisions to the system, the DS Lite is essentially the same system. The same, except more addictive. Do not buy one of these unless you actually have the have time to waste. This little piece of awesomeness is notorious for eating up time like pac-man pigs out on pac-pellets.
This is made especially more true because of the backwards compatibility: with access to the huge library of GBA games and the growing library of DS games with Wi-Fi enabled features, you are guaranteed to spend as much time as you possibly can playing with your Nintendo DS Lite, spamming Urban Dictionary and online forums about PSP, and being an utter annoyance to people who brag about their PSPs, and anyone who thinks the PlayStation series doesn't suck; sometimes, you'll find yourself doing all of those things at the same time.
I'm going to go play Metroid Prime Hunters, Pokemon Diamond, Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, and Mario Kart Super Circuit on my DS with my other DS addicted friends, while simultaneously waiting six months for FFTA 2 to come out, so I can go play Metroid, Pokemon, FFTA 2, and Mario Kart DS on my Nintendo DS Lite with said DS addicted friends.
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A mysterious guy who made a popular video about his rants on the Nintendo DS. Quite funny.
The Nintendo DS guy is the like the Comic Book Guy.
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