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A person that has a motorcycle and rides it only when he knows,absolutely,that the weather is going to be perfect.
"Danny won't be riding today because it's too cool and cloudy" " You know he's just a punk ass fair weather biker"
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a friend who only sticks by you when things are going well.
"Steve don't call me since the accident, hes a fair weather friend"
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Certain people who only watch a sports team when said sports team is having a winning season.
unfortunately for me; Miami Heat, Florida Marlins, and Miami Dolphins fans are fair weather fans.
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Typically an ugly and jealous woman who when presented with a situation that doesn't suit her, she portrays feminist views and when the situation suits her will be more than happy to go a long with it. She will want to see the end of lads mags and bring the adult entertainment industry to its knees (pardon the pun) but will always expect 'the guy' to make the first move and is the first to suggest a male stripper at a female bachelorette party
Boy: Michelle Keegen's tits are huge!
Fair-weather feminist: oh my god you can't objectify women like that you jerk
Fair-weather feminist: I can't believe he wanted to split the bill with me the cheap guy
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A friend who doesn't help in times of difficulty. Likely nautical in nature, referring to the fact that when weather is good nearly anyone can help on a ship.
When Tom refused to help me move after my divorce I realized that he was a fair-weather friend.
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when a spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife is the greatest partener around when the relationship is fun and easy going. When things turn for the worst or become difficult, as relationships eventually do, they jump ship like their pants are on fire.
P1: Why did Melissa want that divorce after being married for so long? They seemed to be happy...
P2: She is a Fair-weather Spouse...
P1: Oh, makes sense, Bitch.
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A person that is a brilliant friend while things are going well, but when the gong gets tough, the person ups and leaves.
when I was rich, Chris was such a great friend. But when I screwed up and lost everything, I never heard from him again. Chris is such a fair-weather friend.
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