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the uncomfortable feeling you get when you haven't gotten a blowjob in several years
Honey, I have pressure
Shall I suck?
Sure!
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To have an erection
You're giving me real pressure girl!
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: influence put on individuals by a person or persons to emphasize the positive aspects of a given topic to the point of excessive enthusiasm, or suppress any potential criticism.
: a subset of peer pressure that encourages people to ignore the flaws in something, often at the expense of progress.
Origin of Cheer Pressure
Hello Internet (a UK based podcast)
*Attributed to Brady Haran; tough as nails co-host of H.I and amateur flag critic.
Brody: That Elon Musk is having a right hard time getting SpaceX to self-land. He needs to pull it together man.
Person: You shouldn't talk bad about SpaceX Brody, you're a science person!
Brody: Yeah right, that's just cheer pressure. Come on man, you gotta be tough as tacks like me.
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to make it known you want somebody
if you want me , apply pressure.
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A disease pandemic that spreads across most schools and even work places. This crippling disease has the power to turn people from leaders into mind controlled sheep. This can ruin the lives of whoever is infected making them commit to actions they don't want to partake in. It is best to stay away from these types of people as the disease can spread onto unsuspecting victims. People infected with this disease will try to encourage healthy individuals to participate in unhealthy activities that will only hinder their development, including doing drugs, crime, unprotected sex, and many more disastrous activities. There is no cure, however, it can be treated over time and eventually go away with enough proper treatment. A person can be immune to this disease, meaning that s/he has enough self confidence to not be persuaded by the infected. These people will most likely lead successful lives and not end up like the worthless pieces of shit around them.
Symptoms of Peer Pressure:
inferiority complex
loss of individuality
is a pushover
having a lot of fake friends
drug problems
STD's from sex
having weak morals
desire to fit in
fear of being different
acting like an ass toward the uninfected
Treatment for Peer Pressure:
simply saying no
hanging out with the right crowd
practicing having strong morals
practicing confidence
developing meaningful friendships
staying away from the infected
Infected: "Hey you wanna smoke this blunt?"
Immune person: "No thanks, I'm good."
Infected: "Oh come on, if you don't smoke this then everyone will think you're a loser
Immune person: "Look, I don't want end up being a worthless piece of shit like yourself."
Infected: "Dude stop being such a pussy and smoke this blunt."
Immune person: "I SAID I DON'T WANT TO YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!"
Infected: "Ok geez fine, have fun being an outcast." (walks away with infected friends)
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Closely correlates to the chance of penetration. The higher the Bangometric Pressure, the higher the probability of "Getting it on" will be.
Did you feel that? She just checked me out, The Bangometric Pressure in here just got raised.
Man, I talked about my ex too much, I felt the Bangometric Pressure drop.
Ciara Pressure is a new phenomenon sweeping the University College Cork(UCC) nation. . she picks her victims on a near random basis forcing them to do tasks that would be very enjoyable to watch but cause the person doing such task to feel a great amount of shame and regret both during and after said act has taken place
Dude1: "I really didn't want to shift that geek last night but my friends wouldnt leave me alone til I did it"
Dude2: "Sounds like you were Ciara Pressured into it"