Kirk

The most precious boy in the world. He has the cutest smile, and he is absolutely perfect. He is the kind of guy every girl dreams of having. When you get the amazing privilege of being able to call him yours you'll be the happiest girl in the world. His love is all you'll ever need to feel complete. He is soooo amazing. He is a keeper. ;)

I love youuu, Kirk you're my everything!!

kirk

to have sex with alot of really hot girls. coming from the greek "Kirkios"
it's short form "kirk" means "to penetrate"

"wow, that girl's hot" "you know kirk fucked her, eh?"
"nice ass on her, i bet there's been some kirk in there

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kirked

The act of having Sexual relations with a women, while unbeknownst to you and beknownst to her(because she doesn't tell you but she had to have known), she is currently menstruating. While hooking up with said female, you somehow come into contact with her "special area" and signs of contact can be seen by everyone.

-Hey did you run into a prickly bush?
-Oh man I got kirked!

-Hey whats that on your hand? Are you pulling a kirk?!

-Am I bleeding? Oh man, I don't believe this. I GOT KIRKED!

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kirk

adj: better than spock.

Wow, that guy is so Kirk it's unreal!

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Kirk

Scottish origin: The word for a church.

Let's head off to the Kirk for Sunday services.

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kirk

He's one of the main captains on Star Trek, but will always be known for generating one of the biggest internet jokes on the planet...

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Captian Kirk, U.S.S Enterprise

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Kirk

-Ruler of the land of Kirkonia
-Egotistical
-Jerk
-Amazing accent
-Badass
-Jumped by women
-British
-Sexy dancer
-Has weird monologues
-Loves techno
-Loves mind games
-Kinky
-Doesn't take life seriously
-Intrudes in people's business
-Creepy laugh
-Slightly manical
-Tall
-Sharp eyes
-People have secret attractions to him

"Dude why are you so suicidal?"
"Kirk messed with my mind again."
"Oh that sucks. He did that to me last Wednesday."

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