kirked

The act of having Sexual relations with a women, while unbeknownst to you and beknownst to her(because she doesn't tell you but she had to have known), she is currently menstruating. While hooking up with said female, you somehow come into contact with her "special area" and signs of contact can be seen by everyone.

-Hey did you run into a prickly bush?
-Oh man I got kirked!

-Hey whats that on your hand? Are you pulling a kirk?!

-Am I bleeding? Oh man, I don't believe this. I GOT KIRKED!

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kirked

when a another guy comes over to the bar and steals the girl you were chatting up (scottish term)

i was chatting up this nice lass when thats twat kirked me.

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kirked

To be slapped as hard as effin possible in order to be shut up, most oftenly "kirked" are blonde bitches or boys with girl names.

EX1
Blonde bitch- " baby what are you getting me for my b day?"

Guy- " it's stupid questions like that that get you kirked"
EX2
BADASS- "KIRK!!"
Boy with girl name- "nigga damn!!"

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kirked

Derived from the phrase "good shot kirk." Used when you hit a golf shot and it slices into the woods or an otherwise bad shot or bad move done in any sport or life action. Kirked is when you make a bad shot or move and somebody quickly responds by stating "Good Shot Kirk!"

You confidently line up to hit your driver off the tee. You hit the ball and it starts to drift into the woods. Other player might say "Good shot kirk!" Then you have been "kirked."

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kirking

(verb) The act of rapid clicking of computer mouse buttons while computer is frozen.
See also, kirkin

She was frantically kirking trying to get the Mapquest window to close before the staff meeting.

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kirk

aloof, mysterious, misunderstood, creative, wise, understanding, empathetic, carries the weight of the world on his shoulders. Constantly thinking big, a humanitarian, philosophical, intelligent. Very slow to anger, but when pushed to breaking point, fights like a demon. periodically lapses into bouts of depression. A romantic (secretly) prefers to play it cool, a drifter. Potentially as bad-ass as John Connor. His presence lingers. A spectre at times, dissappearing into the ether.

I got distracted by a passing gypsy, and then - like a kirk - he was gone!....

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Kirk

A really awesome guy, who looks at you with smiling eyes, and makes your heart jump, and your face go bright red like hot chill! He's give's out such lovely compliments and is such a gentlemen.

You: Hey Kirk, how's it going?

Kirk: I'm sweet, how are you? you're looking real pretty..in fact you always do.

You: *bright red, fanning your face* Owww Kirk! *melt*

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