The Tong Tong Tickler

The act of going to a massage parlor and getting a massage from a hot chick. Halfway through the massage you realize the chick is a guy, but you don’t care because his finger is up your butt tickling your prostate and you’ve already paid for it.

Hey, did you hear what happened to Justin last night? He spent his last 50 bucks in Hawaii on a hot massage, but got "The Tong Tong Tickler" instead!

Tonge

A Rock Band from Brighton uk. 1970-1975

I went to see Tonge at Sussex University in 1972

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tong

like spooning, except facing eachother as though to be like tongs. two spoons facing each other...tongs.

"wanna spoon"
"no i would rather tong, i wanna see your face"

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tong

another term for the word homosexual ; gay
very emotional, very detached from the reality that exists in this world.
can not differentiate real from fake.
very obssessed with girls, japanese ones.

1. you are such a tong i swear
2. your living in a tong's world.

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Tonged

When you win a game or activity with ease.

‘Did you see the match, Man City tonged Watford’
‘I tonged my girlfriend on Words with Friends’

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Tongs

large pipe wrench like devices used in the oil drilling industry to attach/dettach pipe and various other pecies.

see fuckstick for details

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tonges

Anyone who has a big dick is a tonges.

His penis was HUGE he must have been a Tonges

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