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An elefantine clitoris; a penis with no balls.
A: Hey, did you score with that chick last night?
B: You wouldn't believe it, when I got her pants off, she had a Paul McCartney! I had to get out of there!
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I thought the bouncer at that bar was tough, but it turned out he was a total Paul McCartney. He was afraid to break up that fight!
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One of the most talented songwriters in history. Often underrated for maintaining a "mainstream" sound, the depth and meaning of his songs surpass the political strength of Lennon's, and even the spiritual vastness of Harrison's, though overlooked because of his clever use of metaphors and wording.
Lines like, "All the world's a tiny bubble, floating inside the truth," can mesmerize a philosopher or metaphysician with no end. Other cryptic messages like, "In years to come, they may discover what the air we breathe and the life we lead are all about, but it won't be soon enough for me," allude to a optimistic, yet time sensitive revolution of humanity.
Paul McCartney continues to find the marriage between melody, rhythm, and wisdom, all while maintaining a friendly, philanthropic, and personable public image.
Steve: I used to listen to Paul McCartney because of his infectious melodies, but lately the lyrics have had brain working overtime!
Alfred: What do you mean? His songs always seemed silly and meaningless to me.
Steve: They are! Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. He manages to deliver what George and John tried so hard put into song, the only difference is he knows how to relate the concepts to the every day person. Pick up some of his off beat albums like Tug of War or Driving Rain to see what I mean!
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To do The Paul McCartney is when you are getting sucked off by chick and when you are about to unload, you go into auto pilot with your left while saying "Beep Beep n' Beep Beep..." in rhythm and when you finally splooge on her face you shout out "Yeah!"
I totally Paul McCartneyed all over Yoko Ono's face last night!
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One of the best singers and songwriters ever to live on this planet; Best known for singing and playing left handed bass for The Beatles; He was also in the Wings; He's a 'sex god'. You can call him Macca.
Paul McCartney,Sex God, Sexy, Amazing, Beautiful, Macca, Hottie, The Cute Beatle.
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one word. HOT. the "cute" beatle, the sexiest, the most talented beatle. left handed bass player. married Linda Eastman and had three children together while he adopted her daughter from a previous marriage. married Heather mills (gold digging slut) and had one child together. animal activist, vegetarian, artist, writer, producer, and KNIGHT. he is also known as SIR paul mccartney. real full name is james paul mccartney. SEXY.
"hi i am paul mccartney. how may i sex you up this evening?"
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The greatest talent ever born.
The sexiest and most handsome man ever born.
He made this world a better place, and he has an influence like no other.
The greatest voice ever.
A very kind and generous man...not a single mean bone in his body.
The best of The Beatles.
A strong advocate of love and peace.
Was knighted in 1997 as Sir Paul McCartney.
"Paul McCartney is my hero. I wish I was Linda McCartney."
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HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
sex GOD.!
intense.
need i say more?
Paul McCartney is fucking hot!
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