I had Peppa Pig for dinner tonight.
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A variation of the reach around sex act, that can be performed when the receiver of said reach around climaxes and immediately relieves their bowels upon their partners face. Making them look like Peppa Pig!
Larry amd I were enjoying performing sex acts on each other, until he gave be the Peppa Pig.
A 7ft 1inch tall 4-year-old pig which people make to much memes about.
Is Peppa Pig a demon?
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Peppa Pig is actually some kind of demon and not an adorable cartoon pig, it turns out, after Twitter artist @kwonhanchi has sketched out exactly what the character would look like facing front and centre.
An almighty and all-poweful god.
In this house we all worship Peppa Pig.
Peppa Pig, also knows as breakfast, is a British slut who lives with a family of pigs. She has a midget brother, a fat ass disabled father and a whorebag of a mum. Throughout their reality show, you can clearly see how much of a dumbass the whole family is
Daughter: βMum can I watch Peppa Pig?β
Mum: βIs it too late to abort?!β
The saltiest little piggy who ever lived.
Person 1: did you watch that sick episode of Peppa Pig last night?
Person 2: heck ya! She fat shamed Daddy Pig so hard!
One of the worst TV shows in the world. It's about this pig named Peppa and her family. It's more annoying than listening to 'Baby' by Justin Bieber or 'Friday' by Rebecca Black. It's even worse than Barney or Dora the Explorer
Every time I see it on, it makes me want to change the channel to something way better like Top Gear, Wheeler Dealers, etc. I'm sorry, but I would rather be involved in a plane crash than watch this TERRIBLE excuse for a TV show.
Peppa: I'm Peppa Pig. This is my little brother George, this is Mummy Pig, and this is Daddy Pig.
Me: (to Peppa) And this is what happens when I see your stupid and idiotic TV show on the air! (I then shoot Peppa, George and their mum and dad with an AK-47 rifle)
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