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The sound of faeces hitting the water when deficating in a toilet.
verb. "I just had a 1337 plonk man"
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A musical style that allows the listener to predict the entire track within 8 bars or less, usually favored by lesser talented drum and bass producers (who are in fact not making drum and bass!)
Bar 1-7: Atmospheric Pad
Bar 7-8: Volume automated 8th/16th beat cue
Bar 9-15: Repeat Atmospheric Pad
Bar 16: Repeat automated 8th/16th beat cue
Bar 17: Cut and Paste (flat) 2 step kick/snare beat pattern
Also included: Casio sounding Plinky Plonk synth presets, misplaced high reaching vocal/lyric, distorted bass stabs, trumpet samples.
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The densest element, only naturally occurring near people named Vincent
Only known element to radiate from a person
Plonk affects the brain making someone Irish and mentally handicapped
People who radiate plonk are considered a Plonker
Adam: shit there’s a Vincent over there I don’t want to be Irish
Some smart ass in Peru: I just discovered a new element: pk-plonk!
Jasper: today we will be studying pk which is the chemical symbol for plonk
An absolute bot at video games who has a .2 kd
Lmao look at that bot. It must be plonk boots
Verb. To Plonk means to run your fingers through someone's hair.
I went in for a kiss, plonking her. She freaked out. Apparently those chicks have something against touching their manicured hair.
God damnit! I just want to plonk you so bad!
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Fall asleep all of a sudden and sleep like you haven't slept in 10 days
Katrina: Hey Becky, what happened to you last week?
Becky: Oh I plonked off for a week while I was talking to you. The cops woke me up when the neighbors complained about a foul stench coming from my apartment.
Katrina: Fuck, you bitch!
to shit and ejaculate on someones face
dude last night me and amber were doing it and i plonked all over her face.
that girl was a bitch so i plonked on her bed.
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