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When one takes a fat shit and blasts the bowl in every direction with fecal matter resembling a painting by Jackson Pollock
I'm going for a Jackson Pollock
Yard decorations that pink flamingos have in their front yard..(think about it!)
pink flamingos birds are tired of people putting statues decorations of them in the front of their yards, so now they have plastic pollocks in front of their homes!
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While ejaculating a man directs his cum all over the mattress or on any other medium, emulating the technique used by Jackson Pollock in his art.
I made a beautiful Jackoff Pollock on the mattress this morning.
Would you like to come back to my place and help me make a Jackoff Pollock?
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Violent defecation accompanied by large amounts of flatus, which splatters the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.
Hey, go check out the toilet, I left you an original Jackson Pollock!
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When your lover is lying on the floor and you give them a facial reminiscent of the stylings of abstract expressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Mariam wanted to prove that she was a purveyor of the fine arts, so last night I gave her The Jackson Pollock.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.
A form of prefanity invented by Tycho of Penny Arcade.
The act of a condom exploding in use due to pressure. The effect is akin to a Jackson Pollock painting.
I'm really worried that next time we have sex I'll Caramel Pollock. It almost happened last time, and I wouldn't be able to stand the embarrassment.
A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.
A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.
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