Popcorn

A delicious food and deadly weapon

oh no popcorn my fatal weakness

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Popcorn

Code word for any attractive boy that walks past when you’re with friends. You can use it in a sentence or just say “pop” or “popcorn”. Your friend responds “no popcorn” or “popcorn”. They can also respond using a sentence.

Shalissa: pop-pop-pop-popcorn

Linda: no popcorn. He looks too old
Shalissa: so we don’t need any popcorn?

Linda: no I’m not in the mood for popcorn

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Popcorned

Popcorned is the past tense version of the sexual act between a male and a female, where the male sticks his penis in the female's vagina as they lay missionary on a trampoline, while his buddies jump up and down, causing the 'popcorn' effect. This act can be accomplished with as little as one couple acting as the kernel, and two participants to bounce them around. Safety regulations restrict the number of kernels on any one 'popping' to 3, as the number of 'poppers' must rise accordingly.

Popcorning is thought to work with the girl on top, though it has never been attempted that I know of. To be a female participant in 'popcorning' is to be 'popped', or 'corned' for short. The participants who apply the force to bounce are known as the 'poppers'.

Popcorned: The sexual act of penetration while lying still on a trampoline as other participants apply the needed force to bounce.

Jimmy: 'Did you hear she got popcorned?'
Johnny: 'What the hell does that mean?'
Jimmy: 'I banged her on the trampoline by having my buddies jump up and down on it, you know, popcorning.'
Johnny: 'I've never heard of it, but it sounds fun!'

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Popcorn

A group of white people driving around in a bad neighborhood.

Man look at those mothafuckin popcorn pullin up.

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Popcorn

Slang for crotch. Derived from when accidentally reaching for the "popcorn" during a movie and getting crotch instead.

Uses:
Butter the popcorn- To have unprotected sex.
Eat some popcorn- Oral sex.

Chris: Hey man, did you get any popcorn last night?
Shaun: Ya man, she kept screamin "give me the butter baby, give me the butter!"

Erik: Dude you gonna reach for some popcorn during that movie?
Scot: Which kind?

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Popcorn

The stand-in name for something un-named and doesn’t need a definition in naming. However once referred to as Popcorn, it is instantly forever known as Popcorn.
(noun)

Steve: “what shall we call the bar”
Ben: “dunno, we can decide later, for the time being let’s refer to it as Popcorn”
Steve: “Popcorn it is”

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popcornable

able to eat snacks(mainly popcorn) to

bob: dude, that movie was so popcornable.
greg: i know, i had to go back for refills on my milk duds

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