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To get launched out of a seat by a car airbag detonation.
Dude pranked his boss hard when he popcorned him out of his chair.
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Popcorned is the past tense version of the sexual act between a male and a female, where the male sticks his penis in the female's vagina as they lay missionary on a trampoline, while his buddies jump up and down, causing the 'popcorn' effect. This act can be accomplished with as little as one couple acting as the kernel, and two participants to bounce them around. Safety regulations restrict the number of kernels on any one 'popping' to 3, as the number of 'poppers' must rise accordingly.
Popcorning is thought to work with the girl on top, though it has never been attempted that I know of. To be a female participant in 'popcorning' is to be 'popped', or 'corned' for short. The participants who apply the force to bounce are known as the 'poppers'.
Popcorned: The sexual act of penetration while lying still on a trampoline as other participants apply the needed force to bounce.
Jimmy: 'Did you hear she got popcorned?'
Johnny: 'What the hell does that mean?'
Jimmy: 'I banged her on the trampoline by having my buddies jump up and down on it, you know, popcorning.'
Johnny: 'I've never heard of it, but it sounds fun!'
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Eating corn then farting a piece of it out of your butthole
Brigid Moskowitz said “Sophie! I just popcorned, womp womp, please get me another pair of underwear schlo”
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Smoking a bowl of West Dallas weed called 'Popcorn' then popping and eating a bag of buttery, salty, popcorn.
Guy 1: Hey man, you wanna hang tonight? It's Popcorn with Popcorn night!
Guy 2: Sounds delicious!
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Popcorn is a seed with a little man on the inside. When it is heated, the little man on the inside gets mad. Very mad! So mad that he bursts! Which results in the poped corn. However, this isn't the end of it. Popcorn always gets revenge on its murderer by clinging on to the back on your throat when you eat it. This results in an itchy awful sensation on the back of your throat.
Man! That popcorn was good... but mad!
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A Delicious. Yellowey food , usually for eating at the movies or for fun at home.
Chad: what do i eat in the movies?
Joel: uhh, popcorn of course?
Chad: COP PORN? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Andrew: dumbass he said popcorn..
Logan: Chad go get a hearing aid.
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One of the ways a guinea pig shows his/her excitment/affection. Basically they jump around in little hops and twists. Like popcorn when its cooking.
Me: aaw! my guinea pig liked her tunnel toy so much, she was popcorning around the entire cage!
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