Pork

Fat porn; usually pictures of overly obese women with 2-3 huge rolls hanging out with a box of donuts nearby.

Me: Are you looking at pork again?

Friend: Yeah, those fat chicks have more to love! ^_^

Me: Right...

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porke

Porke is a word that has evolved over time. Initially, it was meant to be a play off of pork, and mean rotund. But as time progresses and people's humor evolved, eventually it came to stand for slim, lithe, and attractive.

That girl was very porke.

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Porked

When you go bobbing for apples and then someone sticks you in the back with a pork knife

Billy got porked last night at the Halloween party. Poor kid

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The Pork

1. A person, place, or thing with major swag.

Mac: "Dammit, we can't play King's Cup... we don't have any cards."
Monica: "Dude, I brought my deck!"
Brian: "Sick, Moni! You're The Pork!"

Joanie: "I can't go to eat with you guys.. I'm kind of broke..."
Diego: "Don't worry.. how 'bout we all hit up Costco for lunch? Costco samples are The Pork!"

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Porking it

When a man beats the shit out of his meat while rubbing A1 steak sauce on it ... .

Mom : (knocking on the door) Hey billy do your homework right away
Billy : fuck up mom ..im still "porking it"

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Pork

When you decide to poke someone with a fork in the neck at an Italian event.

" She just porked her so hard she had to go to the hospital!"

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porking

to want to have sex with someone hard

i'm gunna give sally a right good porking

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