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When a man reached Orgasm and his Meat Rod lobs a batch of Sausage Porridge.
I went with this girl last night and lobbed a batch of sausage porridge all over her face and gave her an organic face wash
When a black guy blows a load in your mouth so thick you have to chew it.
"I'ma drop a batch of monkey porridge in this bitches mouth."
A condition that results in the soiling of female undergarments due to extreme sexual excitement. This results in the kickers appearing to have a porridge like colour and texture stained into them.
I brought a durty yoke home from the Lodge last night and she was foaming at the gash - serious case of porridge knickers lying on my floor in the morning.
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A colloquial term for the male appendage, often used to reference to a man's ejaculatory fluids.
Nick: Dude, I heard Abi has been fucking Will recently!
Matt: Yeah man, it's true! He's been poking her with his porridge pistol for the last fortnight.
A Jamestown porridge is the act of vomiting into a womans ass, adding kraft dinner mix, inserting your penis and jizzing profusesly. The sloppy contents of this anal soup should have an anema effect, causing her to shit uncontrollably. You and your damsel then invite some of your friends over, for a nice steamy lunch.
"Mmm, lawdy. I sure could go for some Jamestown porridge right about now you guise."
"Jamestown porridge again!?! but MOOOOOOOOM.."
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A porridge cannon is where you spread your cheeks while bending over to spray faeces at people for fun. for best results eat lots of dogdy food on a seedy sunday
Jerrome was always hogging the toilet so i kicked the door in and blasted him with my porridge cannon.
Adrian's porridge cannon was leaking so he had to see a doctor before it seized up
I would let mel gibson eat a bowl of cereal out of my porridge cannon any day
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A phrase used in the closing line of an email or verbal communication used to make fun of those who overuse the phrase "cool beans."
Tyler's email read:
Sounds good guys. We're meeting in front of the library at 8pm for the team run.
Makin' Porridge.
Tyler