Random
Source Code
Random
rowing down a river in a wannabe gondola with a big stick, usually done by posh uni students in Oxford or Cambridge....or tourists....or romantic couples on their first holiday together :)
Oh har har Charles! Look at us and our diplomas punting down this cambridgeshire river, we live our lives spiffingly well!
74👍 35👎
to end an awkward conversation, or respond to an off-color or bad joke.
on a broader scale - and punt can be used to change a conversation's topic, or swapped in as a verbal exclamation point to emphasis one's point or argument, or even to convey excitement.
1. After hearing his coworker tell an unusually bad joke, Maxwell exclaimed, "and punt!"
2. Upon hearing his friends hired him strippers for his bachelor party, Dick exclaimed "and punt!"
56👍 28👎
(MIT slang) (1) To skip class (2) To avoid doing work. Ant: tool.
318👍 213👎
a good way to change topics or tell your buddy to shut up.
1. "Dude, I know I could take that stripper home with me!"
"And punt!" said his pal at the ridiculous comment.
38👍 24👎
1. when you are on 3 out of 4 chances (downs) in football. your team has the ball and you want to score a touchdown. you have 4 total chances to go 10 yards. if you do, you get 4 more chances (back to first down)!! you can get closer to the goal line! if you don’t the other team gets the ball, right there. so, maybe with your last attempt you kick it as far back as you can to put space between the other team and their goal - that’s a punt. sure, its a good bet. but, if you only have like, one yard left, maybe you take the chance and go for it. going for it is the opposite of punting, it’s the opposite, going for it, get it. teams that go for it make the game exciting
2. derogatory name for a guy who leads someone on then pusses out because, he doesn’t want to try that hard. he knows he’ll get the ball back eventually. he’ll try again then.
football guy: they are stopping us at every attempt! we need 16 yards to the next first down and we’re ahead by 30 points
offense coach: bring out the kicker it’s a punt
dude: joe has it in the bag with that girl, he gives her all kind of presents, takes her on dates, even serenaded her at the pep rally
other dude: nah dog, he lost interest and now he likes sally
that girl to her friends: joe you stupid punt
16👍 8👎
The taste of anal discharge.
Pronounced: " Poon - teh "
Similarly, punto is the act of eating out ones ass.
"At the punto party, the punte was exquisit"
"There were 3 girls at the punto party, there was a vast variety of punte"
"We collected a jar full of punte at the punto party, Chad Mallette had the honour of drinking it"
"The best looking guy at the punto party usually gets the best tasting punte"
29👍 20👎