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The holiday act of a woman placing her period blood onto her partners nose with them knowing for others to see. (Also, Rudolphed and Rudolphing are accepted as past tense and verb usage.) {ar-nj-rw}
Did you see Johnny last night? I gave him a Rudolph because he was so drunk!
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Like cockney rhyming slang, a rudolph (hess) is simply a mess!
This room is a right rudolph, get it tidied up.
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After having sex with a woman on the rag you smack her on the nose with your now bloody penis thus giving her a blood red nose just like Rudolph!
After Junior got done nailing a new bitch on the rag he pulled out and had a blood clot stuck to his penis, disgusted by this he gave her a Rudolph.
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Thought by many to be a myth, the Ozzy Rudolph is in actuallity the most ridiculous creature on the entire planet earth. Having a conversation with the rare and elusive Ozzy will leave you feeling flabbergasted and in need of serious therapy.
Ozzys main diet consists of Slim Jims, coffee, chips, and ice cream. His recreational hobbies include but are not limited to, smoking copious amounts of marijuana, satanic rituals, and turning a drum stick into an imaginary sword and playing a video game with it within his own head, which is called "Shoving". Catching a glimpse of an Ozzy in the act of this imaginary game called "Shoving" is said to be one of the rarest sights on earth.
If confronted by a wild Ozzy, do not show fear, as he can smell it. Your safest bet is to curl up into a ball and beg for forgiveness. This also has a very low sucess rate, but hey, what're you gonna do, it's Ozzy.
Also, he is a celebrity, so dont delete this.
In this scene Ozzy Rudolph will be interrogating a watermelon. Yes, this actually happened, I'm not even kidding you.
Ozzy: GIVE US THE ANSWERS MR.WATERMELON, AND MAKE ME A HOT DOG!
Watermelon:
Ozzy: MAKE ME A FREAKING HOT DOG! *Squeezes watermelon, starts shaking it, tries to bite into it, and them slams it back onto counter.*
Watermelon:
Ozzy: TELL US WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW MR.WATERMELON! *Takes jar of pickles out of fridge* SEE WHAT WE DID TO YOUR FRIENDS!??! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME A HOT DOG NOW AREN'T YOU!?
Watermelon: *Makes him a frozen burrito*
Christmas Addition of Adolf Hitler
MOM:Lets watch rudolph the red nosed reiindeer !
KID: No way rudolph hitler is way better
A gigantic pimple at the very tip of your nose which makes it turn as red as rudolph's
Nic: *jokingly* so did you help fly santa's sleigh last night?
Anton: shutup. it's just a rudolph pimple.
The act of puting your butt hole on to anothers nose for any reason.
After foreplay, Sam struggled to locate a condom. When he did, he went back to the room only to find Kelly passed out, so he gave her a Stinky Rudolph for his satisfaction.
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