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stormy says "had crazy sex with this girl over the weekend, and then on teusday...."
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The third of three words in a phrase, the first two being Dark and - in other words, the Dark and Stormy drink made with Gosling Dark Rum and Ginger Beer that fuks you up.
That hottie in the bikini looks fuksed up on D&S's
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All pussy problems that negate having sex with a woman.
1. Being on your period
2. Having a yeast infection
3. Bacterial Vaginosis
4. Trichomoniasis
5. Herpes/HSV2
6. Crabs
7. Chlamydia
8. Gonorrhea
9. HIV/ AIDs
10. Or just a good old case of ugly pussy.
"Hey man, did you hit that last night?"
"Nah bro, that bitch had a fucking Stormy Taco!!!!"
Stormy the Cat is one of Pusheen's younger sister. She is very cute and she looks like a cloud. I mean, who can hate her? IF PEOPLE HATE PUSHEEN, I'LL WHOOP YOUR ASS!!! Okay thank you for reading this.
Stormy the Cat is so cute.
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Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott’s love child that they attempted to hide from the public for the course of the pregnancy.
Her future fate will most likely to become as spoiled and self centered as the rest of the Kardashians, but only time will tell.
Born February 1st, 2018.
Person 1: “Damn that kid ain’t even 1 yet and has more money than I ever will”
Person 2:”At least my name isn’t Stormi Webster”
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"Stormy chicken" is a grey mop/cat/Lucifer. "Stormy chicken" is the opposite of "calm cat"
What the "stormy chicken" are you doing?!?!
An island cocktail served in a tall glass. Over ice add one part spiced rum, equal part ginger beer. Garnish with a lime wedge. Black Seal Rum or Pussers are fine choices.
A lush tropical breeze caressed my feet, lazily propped up on the railing separating the beach from the bar. Over my shoulder I winked at the bartender who soon brought me another Dark and Stormy.
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