brown eye saloon

A strip club that is brown eye friendly, meaning one that doesn't restrict viewing the assholes of the entertainers.

I'm tired of goin' to those topless-only bars, we need to hit a brown eye saloon!

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Silver Saloon Suburbia

Living in a small town away from the city, gardening, missionary, white plates, silver car... occasional buggery.

"So where do you come from Geoff?"

"I live in a silver saloon suburbia, I’m satisfied with my life without wanting to be smug about it... although I’ve not seen my wife’s skinny bits in a few years; I just wank off over the dogs food instead"

winking star saloon

literally, an asshole. rectum. anus.

i told him i wasnt into hangin out at the winking star saloon

four door saloon

A lady or gentleman of African/Afro-Caribbean origin.

#feargal #coon #darkie #eggandspoon #coconutmacaroon #mechanicaldigger

"Yo bru, that dude you get your blow from, is he a honky?"

"Nah mate, Winston's a four door saloon"

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Playing the ragtime standard at the old west saloon

When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow.

Reggie: So, bobby walks into the her room and finds a certain very well-known rapper playing the RAGTIME standard at the old west saloon on his old lady...

ARVN: Reg, you're bullshiting me. holy niggertron. and what happened then?

Reggie: well, bobby whipped out his cock on lupe ta-do, made like the OK corral, won the gun slinging, and then made like wyatt earp and busted two shots on his ol' lady MAE WEST.

ARVN: no hawaii?

Reggie: no hawaii.

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saloon nose

A person whose alcoholic behavior and constant trips to the bar results in a bulbous nose with bursted capillaries

Mommy, look at the saloon nose and gut on that guy selling docks.

two horse saloon

A Dive Or Small Bar With Limited Seating

Needing To Get Drunk As Soon As Possible, We Crawled To The Nearest Two Horse Saloon We Could Find.