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Hottest man that existed in a game
So hot that he's short because his inches belongs to his ding dong ching chong ping pong dick
Very sexc
Literally the one who gave me the will to live 😘
Mf: I got scaramouche 😍
Mf 2: stfu I lost my 50/50 to a zombie child
Scaramouche? Balladeer? Who tf are you talking about, there is no 6th fatui harbinger
Traveler: we gotta find the Balladeer/ Scaramouche/ Kunikuzushi/ 6th fatui harbinger
Paimon: who? There's no 6th fatui harbinger silly
Traveler: uh oh
a short, gay person from the game genshin impact. did i mention hes evil!! a lot of people simp for him despite him being 500+ and looking 5 years old. they all have degrading kinks tho. oh also his hat is literally giant oh my ggod
so is his di-
person A: i love scaramouche so much he can degrade me any day
person B: what is wrong with y- same..
The shortest and hottest man I have ever seen. He's so babygirl that everyday I wished for him to step on me.
Person 1: Scaramouche is so bbg
Person 2: Scara pls step on me ngh
5'4 goblin whom I would like to stop into the ground until he is a little shit stain of the giant turd that he used to be. He looks twelve. He is not hot. Shut up about him spitting in your mouth. You know his breath smells like gaping, hot ass.
Scaramouche scaramouche can you do the fandango
1) The Balladeer: No. 6 of the Fatui Harbingers. Later on known as The Wanderer.
Also, the guy I will not hesitate to brutally tear apart; the guy's face that I will not hesitate to bash until it looks like a clump or red meat; the guy I hate so much that my hatred for him goes beyond the stars and universe - growing at a faster rate than the universe's expansion. The size of the universe cannot and will never compare to my immense and burning hatred for him. I will forever want to disorientate his facial proportions until I can't recognise his proportional, proper and amazingly unnatractive face. Hell, his unproportional face probably looks far better than his actually proportional one. I would even purposely aim a knife at his jugular and penetrate his larynx so that I could shut him up - the best part about it is that I wouldn't even hear his last dying words as he'd sputter out blood and I'd watch in immense pleasure.
2) A stock clown character of the 16th-century commedia dell'arte.
"Scaramouche is so cool!"
"Scaramouche? He's literally the ugliest character I have ever laid my eyes on. That large hat makes him look like even more of a miniscule under-aged gremlin and I bet he'd probably say something like: 'The hat stays on during s-'"
"Dude, I was referring to the OTHER Scaramouche...geez."
"Oh bro, my bad..."