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Master of its domain: Television
Jerry Seinfeld: But are you still 'Master of your domain'?
Kramer: Yo Yo Ma!
George: I am 'King of the county'.
Elaine: I'm 'Queen of the castle'.
Jerry: 'Lord of the manor'.
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best show, evar.
also, part of what defines a seinfeld fan is that you have to despise the show friends.
man 1: hey, do you like seinfeld?
man 2: well, i hate friends
man 1: good man.
george: amazing, i drive them to lesbianism and he kramer brings them back
kramer: i thought we were friends!
jerry: here we go...
kramer: how could you two keep this a secret from me?
jerry: it's not true!
kramer: AH AH AH, enough lying! the lying is through! now c'mon jerry, the masquerade is over.. you're thin, late 30s, single.
jerry: so are you..
kramer: wOOWOODEE DOO *freaks out and leaves*
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When your group of friends have a conversation about useless aspects of modern society or over-analyze aspects of interactions with the opposite sex.
Dan: Then she told me to have a great weekend. Should I ask her out?
Jason: She's just being nice. She's a cashier.
Dan: There was a look.
Jason: Man, we're totally Seinfelding right now.
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a hilarious comedy TV show about "nothing". It ran from 1990 to 1998. The main star was comedian Jerry Seinfeld, who is good at his profession. However Michael Richards, who starred as across-the-hall neighbor Cosmo Kramer was getting the lion's share of the applause and laughs until the show producers de-emphasized him in the 1996 - 1997 season, when the show's quality dropped and it just wasn't funny anymore. The series finale was sadistic and unfunny. Still, the first six seasons were great. TV hasn't been as much fun since that time.
Seinfeld comes on twice an evening on the local CW channel on week nights. Usually it's a major hoot.
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Repetitive sitcom appearing in the 90's and early 2000's featuring whiny jewish humor and unrealistic, cornball slapstick. Each episode was roughly the same as the last with varying degrees of change such as character George not getting along with woman B as opposed to woman A yesterday. Highly popular among the bread and circuses crowd who also revere American Idol.
"Our new boss never wants to try any new approaches. He is very Seinfeld-like."
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When a group of people challenge each other to see who can go the longest without masturbating.
The name originates from the Seinfeld show where the whole gang sees who can go the longest with doing it. Elaine ends up winning.
"The tension in the group had become unbearable. They had been Seinfelding if for a month now, and only Steve had backed out."
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The funniest sitcom ever next to the Drew Carey Show. It has incredible acting making jokes that don't seem funny on paper are hilarious when Jerry, George (My favorite), Elaine, and Kramer
Jerry Seinfeld (pretending to be dark and mysterious): I don't care for laughter I feel it is just a pointless escape from the cold world we actually live in
Girsl: So what do you do?
Jerry Seinfeld: I'm a comedian
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