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term to describe an automatic door opener...
also used to describe that u want something quick done right away...like u wanted it done yesterday
waving a magic wand anytime u want something done right away
i want it done right away...
i want it done yesterday...
i wanted it done yesterday
i wish i can say open sesame and cook breakfast, do laundry, walk the dog, feed the fish, clean my room, clean the house, fix the car...etc, etc, etc...
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Command that readies the vagina for intercourse.
I make sure to call out loudly "OPEN SESAME" any time I get a chick's pants off.
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THE MOST BOMB ASS BOSS ASS GANGSTA NIGGA TV SHOW EVER! WATCH THIS SHOW AND YOU GET A GET OUT OF VIRGIN FREE CARD! WATCH THIS SHOW AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 5 INCHES! IF YOU DONT WATCH THIS SHOW YOU ARE A VIRGIN FOR LIFE! FUCK!
*Sesame Street is on the tv*
Elmo: sup my gangsta nigga
Grover: what you say fool?
Elmo: *shoots grover*
Grover: noooo why did you shoot me elmo you gangsta ass nigga
Elmo: I had to dawg... I FUCKED YOUR WIFE
Grover: NOOOOOOO
Elmo: hahahhaha
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15 year old mother: I'll just set little Timmy in front of Sesame Street then we can hit the mall!
15 year old skank: Okey dokey!
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Sesame chicken describes a scrotum peeking out of a guy's shorts. The coloring, texture, shape, and size of the visible portion of the scrotum is oddly similar to a piece of sesame chicken from a Chinese restaurant.
This is not a flattering situation. It usually happens without the guy knowing about it. It is most common in summertime, when the guy is (1) wearing boxers and (2) wearing loose fitting shorts.
Dude, I caught a glimpse of your sesame chicken. Some things can't be unseen bro. For the love of God, cover thyself.
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A person who follows too close in a moving vehicle; a person that follows you around everywhere.
"This dude won't get off my ass!"
"I know! He's stuck to your buns like sesame seeds."
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A sexy woman's rump. Mainly the best physical feature, ironically.
Girl: Hi. Have we met before?
Boy: Hello...oooh, that's fine!
Girl: Heheheh! Like my sesame buns?
Boy: Ooh, yeah. I want a bite out of those cheeks!
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