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The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.
I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.
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A term usually applied to an adolescent male human. Well endowed but not as well as a horse. Can apply to physical or mental attributes.
Female: "That junior high party was awesome last nite!!..That Shetland Pony (cock) rocked my world!"
I can't stand to admit it but that Shetland Pony Cock can definitely piss for miles.
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When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland Pony being ridden by an overweight adult. Any reference to being whipped/flogged in addition is purely optional...
"Rio will you have time to fit some work in for me?"
"Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."
A group of islands, basically shitter Faroe Isles.
I wanted tae head tae Faroe and they fuckin flew me tae Shetland. At least their name says hid all, utter shet. Nu'in but shet ponies and nothing tae dae but stare at this shet fancy-pansy Iron Age dome thing and feel sorrie fur the locals. Fuckers mist be bored noo.
Sex act where the man ties a woman to a pony ride. As she crawls around the circle on her hands and knees, the man slaps her in the face and the ass with his dick. When ready, he blows his load on an apple and feeds it to her.
Bill: Meredith, do you like ponies?
Meredith: I love them!
Bill: Would you like to ride The Shetland Pony?