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When a person passes out at a party drunk or passes out first you paint there face or entire body green with any paint marker etc and they wake up looking like they turned into shrek
Dude you got shreked last night Lets go shrek someone at this party tonight and paint whoever passes out first
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When your boyfriend's mouth is so big that when he goes to kiss you he swallows your face
It's impossible to kiss Mike, I get shreked every time!
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getting raped or fucked by shrek and enjoy it
i spread my butt cheaks for shrek as i got shreked
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The sweet embrace that I sometimes receive when when a stranger asks me why I'm in his swamp.
"JONNY! You'd better not be shreking in there".
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Watching the movie Shrek while having oral sex
It was so awesome last night when i was shreking with my girl friend
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Shreking is taking a dump while simeltaneously watching one of the three shrek movies.
After i went shreking in my bathroom last night i had to move my tv back into the living room.
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Jacking off to the mere notion of the mighty ogre lord, Shrek, appearing before you.
Dude after watching Shrek 2 I can't stop stop shreking off.
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