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A result of excessive activity causing one’s ability to function to be limited; some cases falling over and falling asleep
Addie was slonked after the 4th of july party!
Drunk to the point where you are on the ground in a tired phase of spinnyness.
Me: Damn bro you were wayyy out of it last night
You: Yeah my dude you were slonked lmao.
Slonking, Verb
Typically defined as the manner in which a true gamer consumes Gang Weed. Recently it has come to refer to the sexual act of vaginally penetrating a girl with your nose coupled with deeply inhaling the natural aromas and juices. The act of expelling this collected juice is referred to a Slonk Rocket.
"Tyreese gave me a good slonking last night. Wasn't really into 69'ing but with his nose he can really slonk me deep"