Soaked

A safe term used to describe being stoned when in front of people that cannot know that you are stoned. It's popularity has grown drastically in the greater Miami area.

Upon hearing this term most people automatically assume that you are referring to wetting your pants or just being wet in general. No one ever assumes that you are implying being under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, I'm soaked.

I got soaked earlier but we had a great time.

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SOAK

The Source of All Knowledge. (Wikipedia)

Can also be used as a verb: To SOAK meaning to use the SOAK to acquire information.

"I'm going to the SOAK because I don't know anything about the absolute ruler, Louis XIV."

"Who is Aung San Suu Kyi?"
"I do not know, perhaps you should SOAK it."

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SOAK

The Source of All Knowledge
AKA - The Internet

The place from which any question can be answered, given you're smart enough to find it.

Q: Do platypus really lay eggs?

A: I don't know, look it up on the Big Soak.

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Soak

A person who is very inebriated and may act like a dooch or a bull-dyke. The creative aspect of the word is that it allows you to modify it depending on the severity of drunkness.

Dammmnnn, that bitch is soaked

Yo dude! You are soaking wet, you need a towel.

Freakin sponge dripping all over the place.(Used for excessive hammered-ness)

Wow! What a soak!

That doosch is a wash cloth

Vrooom! Vroooom

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soaking

when a girl is really really wet downstairs....

she's leakin she's soaking wit

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soakings

1. A local food in Ghana consisting of dry grated cassava(gari), sugar and water and optionally milk, groundnut and sometimes grated coconut.

2. Putting one’s penis in a wet vagina and staying in one place without moving

1.Azay, the whole day soakings p3 I chop oo.(Bro, I haven’t eaten the whole day save soakings.)

2. A: Charley, the girl make you eat?

(Bro, did she allow you guys have sex?)

B: No bro, she just make we do soakings?

(No bro, she just gave consent for soakings.)

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soaking

makin it rain or the act of being fly

she was soaking

you look mad soak

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