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Tooch Specie

A type of parlay bet. Betting the Moneyline on an underdog, along with the Over.

Let's say the Indianapolis Colts are favored over the Houston Texans by 5 points, and the over/under is 42. You would say: "I'd like to put in a Tooch Specie on the Texans over the Colts"

You are betting that Houston wins the game outright, AND that the total number of points scored in the game exceeds 42.

by Bisme August 21, 2009

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dumbest species

The human race

Humans: Man the world is fucked up I wonder who did this?

Other Human: Man the human race is the dumbest species on this planet

by TwasListeningToMusicWhileMakin June 13, 2020


Meepo (Species)

The Meepos is a wolf-like creature, traveling in packs and following only one leader throughout their lives. Living in dense forests, these creatures consume an omnivorous diet. Vastly more intelligent than other wolf kinds, the Meepos has been observed using primitive tools such as rocks or sticks to aid them. The Meepos also use a variety of body language to communicate with its kind.

They are quite literally walking memes.

Spooky: "Are those gullin-copying Meepo (Species) again?"
Sleepy: "You are a meepo, Spooky"
Fuyu: "*Thonking*"

by Princess-Doughnut December 1, 2018


Speci-Al

1. Someone who is so desperate for friendship that they would resort to divuldging all facets of their personal life to gain approval from said group of "friends."
2. A shitty tattoo artist.
3. One who is so confused of his own religion that he celebrates Jewish and Christian holidays but takes offense to movies such as "Schindler's List" and "The Passion" (usually done for attention).
4. A frugal, spendthrift who buys things to make other people look bad and then brags about it b/c like people care. Also known as a one-upper.

Man, where'd that guy get his tatt done at? It looks like he went to some Speci-Al artist.

You guys wanna see me giving my wife an Alabama Crab Dangler?

Check out these Oakley flip flops, they were only 5000 dollars at the Oakley store. I don't care though, my mom gives me money.

by Mayar September 18, 2006

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fugitive species

Fugitive Species is a band from my school. They are fronted by Ed Hyson and Schuyler Ferguson.

Fugitive Species is so freakin' cool.

Ed: I was going to make more copies.
Dr. Wang: Your rock 'n' roll career can wait 20 minutes, Ed.

by Mosquito Nirvana December 10, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trans-Species.

When one animal Species acts and shares traits of another animal species.

My cat decided she was going to be Trans-Species. I always wondered why she thought she was a dog... She growls when some one is in our yard, She Growls when the dogs bark and she waits for me at the front door... She also has to follow me EVER WHERE! No bathroom peace for me. She even growled at my So called friend John Doe when he would pull into my drive way. She never bothered my birds, Or my chinchillas... But she likes to sleep in your lap or the dog beds... Hence, I am coming up with a new term for animals like this. TRANS-SPECIES!!

by Optix July 12, 2014

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Species Dysphoria

Similar to that of Gender Dysphoria however, this is more related to the overwhelming feeling that one may get when they don't even feel like they're supposed to be human. Like those of us that feel closer to certain animals and compare these hairless, heavy bones of humans inferior to said creature.

Girl 1: "I haven't told my bf yet about my species dysphoria."

Girl 2: "I hope he understands."

by SugaryRaine January 29, 2021

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