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A male member of the U.S. Navy and is either found in a drunken or hungover state which is dependent on the number of hours the squid has been awake. Usually found in strip/go-go bars on the 1st and 15th of each month as those are paydays. Tends to drive a Mustang, however the squid generally does not have a license due to his number of DUI convictions.
Things squids like:
Weed. They are thought to be the only people on earth that can form an addition to the substance, which is quite the subject of many a discussion as the penalties of smoking week results in unemployment and imprisonment.
Hookers. Squids are known to fall in love with hookers and will often fight other squids to defend a hookers honor.
Jailor 1 - Hey wow this drunk tank sure is full today
Jailor 2 - Yeah those damn squids got paid today
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Commonwealth of Virginia - Sir you are being charges with DUI and we noticed in your passenger seat was a 17 year old girl that was drunk, high and naked.
Squid - Don't judge me
Commonwealth of Virginia - Sir in this court I am the judge
Squid - Sorry, that was the whiskey talking
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A young man on an incredibly over powered motorcycle, wearing nothing but a helmet.
The term derives from what is discernable from his corpse:
A helmet with stringy fleshy bit dangling from the bottom.
Also see calamari
Frat-boi + GSXR1300 + sandles = squid
*1st & 3rd variables are not required.
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One who buys an R1 as their first bike, and logs onto a non-stunting sportbike forum asking how to wheelie said bike.
Porchito: Hey guys I just bought this R1 (Don't worry I'm not a squid, I'm mature my car has a v-8)... anyways how do I wheelie this thing?
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if you have ever seen the show Rocket Power, Squid was the kid with glasses who always took the safe way out of every situation. He went to bed early and never did anything that he wasnt supposed to. Squid reffers to someone who pussy's out on everything, even if it's fun. the verb tense would be squidding.
We're camping, it's 11:00 at night, we just started drinking, and tom's already asleep with his girlfriend in the tent, he's such a squid.
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v. 'to squid'. A sexual technique whereby immediately prior to the male's ejaculation the female's parent, boyfriend or other threat enters the room. The male then turns to face the intruder, ejaculating onto them, thereby creating a distraction and allowing an expedient getaway. From the method by which squid spray ink at predators to ease escape.
"I was boning this totally hot chick on her parent's kitchen table when they walked through the door. Luckily i squidded right on her dad before diving out the window"
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A guy with no shoulders/ muscle mass. Squids often think they are much larger than they are. They over compensate with tough talk and swinging arms. Their appearance is like that of a squid, due to their small frame and comparatively long limbs.
hey mate, look at that guy's shirt. It's about 3 sizes too small.
I know mate, What a squid!
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A word used to describe something in a good way.
That hat is extremely squidely.