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State Farm is now a woke company.
State Farm: We'll groom your kids, and teach them to be gay.
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there
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A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.
That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis
That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.
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It isn't State Farm it's... State Farm.
When you find out your husband IS fucking Jake from State Farm on the low.
Anna was fooled by the State Farm switch when she heard her husband asking if Jake from State Farm liked the way he sucked Jake’s dick. She always knew Jake was on the DL