A guy who gets drunk often, but only wants to hang out with other blokes.
A gay alcoholic.
'You don't want to go out to the club to find a girl, you would rather stay here like a swordfish and have a sausage fest.'
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1. a gay freshman
(swordfighting, a gay act+
fish, freshman)
1. Oh wow, you cant ask him on a date! He's a swordfish; cant you tell?
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A person who excels in a substantial amount of fuckheadedness or douchebaggery.
George Bush is a total Swordfish.
Agreed.
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After anal sex when your dick is covered in shit.
When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.
Dude, last night Mikeโs mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.
A fake fish that does'nt exist usually used to catch a lieing fisherman.
Victor: Oh man I've caught so many damn fish you name it I've caught it.
Lino: How about a Hungarian swordfish?
Victor: Oh yeah I caught one of those.
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When you stick your dick through one ear and out the other
Dallas Threatened to Russian Swordfish his brother
The act of fingering a girl underwater, and having a sharp fingernail, cutting the inside of her anus, mixing blood in water that would attract a swordfish.
Bro, I gave my underwater kangaroo a Tasmanian Swordfish the other day.
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