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A late night trip to a supermarket, normally performed under the influence of alcohol. The supermarket of choice is usually Tesco due to its 24-hour opening times. A selection of goods is purchased and are consumed in the car park.
It's 1 am and we're bored... let's rock down to Chesterfield for a Tesco Picnic.
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You’re at home. You’re lacking supplies. Maybe you fancy chocolate, a drink, sweets, even a classic meal deal. Sometimes you need something for an occasion, for example, a birthday, or mother’s day. You need to go on a Tesco Run! Text your nearest friend, and get your way!
Hey, I need to buy my Mam a card.
Let’s go on a Tesco Run!
The famous fleece of the tesco employee. It is either blue or red or a tartan mix of blue and red, always wore by the most depressed of tesco employees, especially the blonde ones and the ones which wear a slap load of make up! They wear it because it claims to keep them warm but secretly it is because they think it is a fashion statement within the workplace and it seems that the ones which work in the 24/7 tesco's tend to be very fond of them. If you see a worker in tesco without a fleece, it either means they are unwanted christmas temps or are one of the under 18 employees which have been forced to wear embarassing bright tshirts at the entrance telling people wear the fruit and veg are.
Jack: Hey Louise, do you like my new tesco fleece?
Louise: Oh Jack, it looks so warm and trendy, can I borrow it?
Jack: No Louise, its mine, now get back to the entrance, those customers wont find the cucumbers by themselves!
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The act of sticking a cucumber up your japs eye, in the fresh produce area in specifically a tesco extra
wow Jimmy just did a dirty tesco
An old man above the age of 120 that works at tesco and goes by the name of Ben. No matter his actual age he will always be 120, he is the definition of old no matter how triggered he gets about it. They're always fulltime single dads, proud owner of 24 pairs of crocs, he thinks all feminists are evil.
Hahah thats a right tesco ben that is. Tesco ben is so old!
A word which originated from Tesco, their own items which are cheaper.
Now used by Roadmen to call peoples things cheap and low-quality.
Person 1 : Did you see Seulgis new car?
Person 2 : It's Tesco Value man
When you do a massive shit into a plaggy bag then proceed to put it on your lasses head during sex.
"There we were just having proper normal as sex and he did a Nasty Tesco's on me. I was proper fuming, I couldn't breathe and there was shit in me throat"