diving

Patronising establishments beneath your financial & social station, typically when already drunk from having a few at your local or some other more decent place. Usually done in multiple locations in the same night. A form of "slumming" specific to drinking alcohol.

"Me and John went diving last night. We started at that welfare bar on the next block over and moved down the street to those places around that block with publically funded housing. Total white trash karaoke nightmare, dude."

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Diving

The sport in which you move your body in forms and you are judged upon the form.

Flying body tossing is NOT diving!
-Coach Mike

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dives

A dives means 5 pounds worth of weed or half a bennerz.

safe blud wanna buy a dives

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Diving

Entering a virtual reality world.

1: How long have you been diving?
2: Since I got my Oculus. I dive every night.

1: Do you want to go out tonight?

2: No I'm diving tonight. Meet up with me later for some hang gliding or a roller coaster ride?

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Dive

Inviting an individual to state the obvious when they know that your already aware of the answer.

The serve must be relevant to the current conversation/situation otherwise the dive is declared lame. Extra kudos if one can catch out multiple people at the same time with a single serve.

The situation: Friend stood looking at birthday cards in the local supermarket
The 'serve': "...so someone's birthday soon?"
The 'dive': "yes mate it's...."
The punchline: *clap hands together in exaggerated diving pose* "um - DIVE!" *smug grin*

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Diving

Diving is the action of shoving smalls objects down the small hole in the center of your penis

Hey me and brad are going diving tonight

dive

A scenario in which you and your crew had plans to go somwhere (a party for example) and had good expectations of the venue, however, when you get there, you are suprised as you find various problems such as:

a. its a sausage fest
b. the music sucks
c. very little alcohol
d. shady looking characters doing shday looking things
e. dorks watching LOTR

If the venue presents with these problems, it is dubbed as a DIVE

Jorge: Hey so what's up with that party? Is it straight?
Kyle: Nah nigga. That shit was a dive. It was 5 fat AFC's watching LOTR. And one of em were not sure if shes a girl or a guy
Jorge: Fuck, what now then.
Kyle: Anthony tells me theres a real bouncin place on 13th, supposedly have 5 kegs. Lets go check that out
Jorge: Word, Ill follow you

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