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by FAR the best Disney movie ever x3 especially becuase disney is making crappy movies now
and yes i know all the words to the songs and basically the whole movie...x3
simba: hey uncle scar guess wat?
scar: *mutters* i despise guessing games..
simba: hey scar when im king, what'll that make you?
scar: a monkeys uncle
simba: *laughs* ur so wierd
scar: u have nooo ideaa
Timon: what do u want me to do dress in drag and do the hula!?!
last one ;)
Pumbaa: as my good buddy timon always says, u gotta out ur behind in ur past...uhhhh
timon: no no no, amature, sit down b4 u hurt yourself..(now to simba)its you gotta put ur past, behind you....bad things happen and theres nothing u can do about it right?
simba: right..
timon: WRONG, when the world turns its bac on u, u turn ur bac on da world
simba: well thats not wat i was taught
timon: well maybe u need a new lesson....
*hakuna matata*
hehe x3 im not lion king obsessed wat R u talking about *shifty eyes*
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When you hold your phone up in the air looking for a signal
"I was in the middle of nowhere lion kinging my ish tryin to find signal!"
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The lion king is when you are doing a girl doggie style and right when you are going to come you pull out and come on your hand and then wipe it on her forehead and say "Simba"
Ace was doing sally and gave her the lion king
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When one male cums on the face of a female and wipes it on her forehead as shown in the lion king when rafiki rubs paint on simba's face.
Paul wanted to show Kate what the true meaning of the lion king is.
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the best disney movie ever made i kno all the words 2 it and i kno the african words and i kno wut they mean and i can recite the movie by heart and ive loved the movie ever since i was 3!!
the best movie on earth!! that evry1 should c at least once
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When you wipe your cum across a girls forehead and start calling her Simba.
I was having sex with this random girl last night, and then I pulled a lion king and now I have her name as Simba in my phone.
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Noun
1. A term used to describe the bizarre sexual fetish of going on a safari, killing a lion, having that lion made into a rug, bringing that rug to your house, going to a bar, picking up a woman, bringing her back to your house, shagging her on the lion rug and right before climax, withdrawing and ejaculating into the lion's mouth.
"I finally crossed Lion King off my bucket list...man, that was a lot of work!"
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