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A mourning shoey (not to be confused with a “morning shoey”) is a shoey undertaken with deep solemnity and commiseration. It is often completed during the World Cup, but can also be completed at other times.
Hugo: “We’re gonna miss James.”
James: *dead*
Winston: *slowly raises a beer-filled Nike Air Max* “I guess today is a mourning shoey kinda day.”
When you get an erection due to nostalgic thoughts of an ex-lover.
Dude 1: "Stacy's ass was so nice... I miss it so much..." *pops boner*
Dude 2: "Did you just get mourning wood?!"
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Usually followed by an Anal Morning. It can be described as the state of feeling sorrow in regards to your ass and/or anal cavity.
Robbie - "Wow, what an anal morning"
Jimmy - "How are you not in anal mourning right now?"
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Titties that are just plain sad to look at like a legless vietnam veteran begging for change, or the titties found at a strip club at lunch time on a monday afternoon.
did you see that 40 year old hooker with the stretch marks and mournful tits down on 47th street.
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The automatic, often insincere, 'mourning' on the Internet which begins immediately after a celebrity, politician or other noteworthy person expires or is diagnosed with a serious medical condition.
Learning of John McCain's diagnosis of brain cancer, people on Face book went into the auto-mourn mode.
Mourning wood is a boner you get at a funeral.
Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
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The feeling of agonizing devestation because you lost all your porn. This is due to discovery of porn by spouse and it getting dumped by them. Or voluntary when your spouse burns it in front of you while filming it with a flip phone and posting on line. Say you has stored 17 years of porn and archeived it and now sits in a rented storage unit which was confiscaded for non-payment. Involuntary: destroyed by natural event beyond control. the feeling of doom when you realise you have no porn and must find it again, thank god for the internet.
But with the interned comes the ability to have gobs of porn and you go broke buying extended hard drives to house em all. Porn morn happend when you loose all this data,either by having a friend help you out and accidently wipe your computer clean, or parent/spouse/whatever finds your porn and you have to 86 it.
A: What is wrong with Kerric?
B: Give him a break, his wife Molly made him throw out his 35 year collection of "Inches" magazine and then threw him out.
A: Poor guy, porn mourn and rejection.
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