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The sped of the animal kingdom... A semi-aquatic duck billed egg laying poisonis mammal...
Holy crap look at that platypus... I bet that if he weren't a semi-aquatic duck billed egg laying poisonis mammal he wouldn't be such a sped
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A PLATYPUS IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR. PRAISE THE PLATYPUS!
Sean: woah look at that platypus
Not Sean: oh my god it's our or and savior praise him!
half duck half beaver looking thing, who’s also a secret spy and wear a cool hat.
doofenshmirtz: wait! who are u!....platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!
well so far everyones pretty much got it right. problem is nobodys really said how FUCKING AWESOME platypi are. if there WAS a god, thhe platypus is proof that GOD is a complete jackass and he can fuck up too. (yes im atheist). the platypus is my favorite animal anyway cuz its such an outcast and i guess i can relate. nobody will end up reading this but eh oh well
davis(me): hey jasmine whats ur favorite animal?
jasmine: oooooo a lion
davis: yeah well male platypis are poisonous so your lion would get its fluffy ass kicked by my platypus
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A fantastic hull. Provides great chats and good times in general. Potential barns beware, cross this aquatic mammal and vengence will be swift yet just.
Yeah you may be a hull but you aren't that good, you should really aim to be more of a platypus.
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A term used for an old haggard cougar that is absolutely disgusting.
Many cougars try hard to look good in order to attract their younger prey. Not the Platypus...the Platypus is butt-ugly! Ridden hard and put away wet.
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Another way to call a person with Down Syndrome.
Because the australian animal has many defects and this makes it similar to a person with the syndrome.
"That guy has Down Syndrome, it looks like a platypus"
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