Someone that people on Urban Dictionary really need.
Go visit a therapist now if youβre reading this
someone who gets payed to here you bitch about your feelings, wants your money, and in general, is a big gay Faggot.
"why don't you cry to your therapist you fucking homo!"
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a bitch who listens to you gab and gab, and acts like your mother when she says she won't do that
"my therapist is s second mother to me...not good"
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Normally known as a registered doctor who treats physiological issues within yourself, a Therapist is also known as βThe Rapistβ.
When used as βThe Rapistβ, the appropriate context to use it would be to describe a sexually-centered individual.
Also can be used interchangeably with perverted.
Note that this could make a wonderful inside joke around individuals unaware of the true meaning of "Therapist".
Girl 1: "Ooh, girl, you know that all that boy ever thinks about is sex!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's a therapist!"
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Guy 1: "That chick keeps on smacking my butt every day she sees me!"
Guy 2: "Yo, that's because she's a freaking therapist!"
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Someone rich betas and hoes pay tons of money to tell them sweet lies
After getting fucked and dumped by hundreds of guys, Angel has been visiting a therapist to make her feel she's special.
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The weird smug woman who thinks she knows it all, because of some bullshit licensures that now make her talk out of her ass to hand out bs embellished labels. Usually a fucktard sophomaniac you can find spitting out labels so you'll be illusioned she's a genius with her bs rhetoric almost like a cult leader to fuck with your mind.
Therapist "You are disilllioned. Client "No, weird lady just bitter from you idiots. Therapist " You are non compliant."
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The friend of a friend group that let's people vent to them but no one ever listens to the therapist friend.
Sarah let's me talk about my problems to her. She's definitely the therapist friend.