Toothbrush

A stick with a small brush made by the libral media in order to make people to buy things for it so the government can make money.
Source: Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Master Shake: Plaque is a figment made by the libral media in order for you to buy useless appliences and pastes. Now I heard the arguments on both sides and I found no evidence to sopport the need to brush your teeth.

*toothbrush

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toothbrush

something you use so your breath doesn't smell like a dead rat. Most commonly used with toothpaste or plain water

You better Brush your teeth with a toothbrush son!!

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Toothbrushing

Toothbrushing is when the female grinds her teeth against the penis, getting all of her teeth like a toothbrush.

You should toothbrush with Brian!
I heard Ellen was toothbrushing with Patrick.

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pink toothbrush

When a man puts toothpaste on his dick and uses it to brush another person's teeth

My girlfriend stayed the night but forgot her toothbrush. I told her don't worry, she can use my pink toothbrush

toothbrush scene

A scene in Episode 8 of Nisemonogatari, where a guy brushes his little sister's teeth, they both get super horny and almost fuck, until their other sister interrupts them and tries to stab them to death with an awl.

Friend 1: "yo, i started watching the monogatari series."
Friend 2: "awesome! where are you?"
Friend 1: "I just finished episode 8 of nise. I jacked off to the toothbrush scene."
Friend 2: "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
Friend 1: "I wanna be a dentist now."
Friend 2: " I want to be an orthodontist. BDSM for the teeth, baby."

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Hooker's Toothbrush

Gargling or drinking Peppermint Schnapps when no actual toothbrush is available for use, usually because a person has spent the evening in one or more strangers' beds.

Chloe begins every morning by using a hooker's toothbrush so that her mouth doesn't smell like jizz after she's been slutting it up all evening.

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toothbrush talk

The incomprehensible noise that occurs when someone attempts to talk whilst brushing their teeth.

After awhile, you may begin to understand this language, especially if the person is making hand motions.

Guy 1: MMPHHHMMNMNMHSHHSSPFTT
Guy 2: Dude I can't understand your toothbrush talk.
Guy 1: MMMPPSFHHFTSHHS -waves hands-
Guy 2: Ohhhhh, nah I already saw that movie last Friday.