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Shit that gets on your teeth when you eat
I need to brush my teeth because I have so much plaque
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Similar to plague but said by better,yet mentally challenged, people.
Refers to bad people.
Boy: Do you know that guy?
Girl: The plague?
Boy: Nah mate, the plaque
Girl: ROFL on the floor
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Verb- The act of going to random drive thrus and handing out plaques to unsuspecting employees. This is a variation of coneing, except it doesn't involve being a complete douchebag and actually makes the employees feel good, until they realize that it's all a joke. Plaques can be bought at any dollar tree store!
The two children went plaquing because they realized that coneing was way overblown and it wasn't that funny anyway.
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A commemorative or identifying inscribed tablet listing the names of women's bootys one has enjoyed.
Yo, see that fine honey, the one that's stacked? I just rubbed her booty, her name goes on my booty plaque.
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Shit that builds up in one's head as a result of daily living and experience.
Mental tartar.
I need some mental-floss, there's just too much shit clogging my head.
Did you let the dog out? Uhh, I don't know.
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When picking, or scratching, the plaque off of one's teeth to clean one's teeth of bacteria. This is usually done when one feels bumpy stuff on his/her teeth which is plaque or when one cannot brush one's teeth properly.
There are a few ways to do it:
1. Going to the dentist every 6 months.
2. Using one's nail to scratch one's teeth and putting the plaque onto a tissue daily or after every meal.
3. Using a sharp object of some sort to scratch one's teeth and putting the plaque onto a tissue daily or after every meal.
4. Any other way one would like.
One : Hey your teeth have gotten whiter, lately.
Two : Yeah! I've been picking the plaque everyday!
One : Wow! That's nice. My dentist doesn't even do that for me because he's so cheap.
Two : It's a lot better doing it yourself because it's more reliable and it's a free daily ticket to white teeth!
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Humorous justification for one's lack of teeth or dental health.
Teeth are for gay people, that's why they're collected by fairies. Don't believe me? That's the plaque conspiracy.
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