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The greatest choker of all time.
Joe Thornton shoots! And he hit the crossbar!
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I love the way you pick your nose the way you eat my garden hose when I first saw you I froze I really wanted to suck your toes I hope my effort shows to preserve all your dirty clothes I will now plant a rose in honour of your big fat nose you never got to propose and now you decompose
Person 1 - Omg did you hear Rebekah Thornton’s poem
Person 2- yes that was so weird like talking to a grave couldn’t be me
Person 1- ha lol rip bozo
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Is a young beautiful lady that is persistent to succeed in life.
She's laughs when she feels like crying, prays when she feels like giving up. The baddest thing around town, she's nothing like the girls you ever seen before.
Don't get it twisted though; she's mean as a pitbull and sweet like candy.
Carlicia Carli Thornton
Billy Bong Thornton was the name of the hooka used in the movie Half Baked. This beautiful hooka was only used when all four friends; Thurgood, Brian, Kenny and Scarface, were getting high together. With this hooka came a smoking ritual in which Thurgood, Brian, Kenny and Scarface all removed their shoes in order to smoke.
Thurgood: Dope has arrived fellas, crank out Billy Bong Thornton
Scarface and Brian: YEA!!
Brian: Ohhh, Billy, good to see you man!
Thurgood: Shoe's off!
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P1: Ayo , I am going to Thornton Middle School next year!
P2: Boy , that's the ghetto-est school ever !
Came to being as a concept and a word the first time my friend sat on a toilet at Reading music festival, a few years ago, and the human waste was piled up so high that his purple headed warrior got a poo-dunking.
HA HA HA HA HA Chris has got a Thorntons Chocolate Nob!
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