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The most perfect boy in the galaxy. He has dark hair. Mason has beautiful brown eyes that are easy to stare at all day. He is a really good swimmer. He loves dub step. He is really good with little kids. Just a simple text from him can brighten your day. He is funny and sweet. Most people don't even know that he has a romantic side. You're constantly afraid that he will stop liking you and move on to another girl. You will always feel safe in his arms. You're never with him long enough and the time you spend apart seems like an eternity. He gets mad if you deny that you're beautiful. He has lots of respect. Mason doesn't fight for very long. You miss him constantly. If you're lucky enough to be his girlfriend don't ever loose him. When you meet him you will be afraid to like him. When you like him you will be afraid to love him. When you love him you will be afraid to loose him.
I love you Mason!!!
Mason's friend: What do you see in him he isn't even romantic
Mason's girlfriend: That's what you think Mason Thorpe is perfect
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The maddest school in the northeast athe the rage cunts go ther and they don’t fuck aboot they will smash ya face in if u mess with them
I’m going to go thorp academy wew you will go in a pussy come out a mad cunt
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Biggest dickhead ever.
Every woman in his family is attractive.
Dude 1: Wow that dudes sister is hot.
Dude 2: Yeah but he is such a dickhead.
Dude 1: What a tom thorp
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A little Poo bum sniff that has a tiny tic tac and pisses off everyone
I don't like oscar thorpe
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a wondeful place where people only go to camp in the small town. the camp sites consist of hilbillies,men with mullets, questionably women, little kids with rat tails, and random city kids who's parents thought it would be fun to go camping for the first time. the only interesting thing to do there is get drunk or hang out at the store and play riged video games that haveent been made since the 1980's. and probably the only place to meet some cute hilbillies. a.k.a. the best place in the world
guy 1:dude lets go to jim thorpe
guy2: what are we gonna do there?
guy1: i dunno get drunk.....i got some quarters for the games
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13/10/1982
Incredibly talented Australian swimmer, among other things, who DOMINATES Michael Phelps in every way, and whose boyfriend is Pieter van den Hoogenband, no matter what either one of them says. Often referred to as Thorpedo and famed for his size 17 feet.
Ian Thorpe's charity work is one of the reasons why he is such an amazing person.
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An Asa Thorpe (abbrev;) is a combination of before-seen definitions designed to accurately describe the act of a homosexually insecure man shaving himself bare and taking a dump in your drawers. It is a rare psychological condition that causes a lot of problems in the victim's personal life.
He did an Asa Thorpe? Oh no... is he seeking therapy? I hope he gets well soon.