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when you are having sex shout out todd for ultimate pleasure
when you are having sex shout out toddler for ultimate pleasure
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the little guys whom asshole is the sweetest spot ever and tighter than hell
Yeah, Tom's toddler has a fine dumphole.
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When a toddler has reached the end of their patience & flies into a rage.
The toddler said, Fun room! Fun room! (His brothers' room with video games). They kept their door shut & he always wanted to go in there. He flew into a toddler rage & kicked a hole in the door & said "I wish I was wearing boots so I could've kicked a bigger hole!" He totally kicked the door off its hinges 3 or 4 times! He'd reached the end of his patience.
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Tits that look like a toddlers socks
Small empty and dangling
Usually belonging to a skinny mom with a few kids
She had tits like a toddlers socks
When a grown man has freakishly small hands like a toddler.
Look he can barely hold a cup, his toddler hands are too small to hold the handle.
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The state of being completely and totally beholden to the whim and caprice of your toddler, to the extent that you make virtually all life decisions based not on your own personal preferences but to avoid a toddler melt-down.
When Bill told his friend Stu that he could not stay at work to finish an important project, because he did not want to miss phase 3 of his son’s potty-training class, Stu said, “dude, you are totally toddler-whipped.”
A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.
GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.
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