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To completely screw up someone's name.
Hey dude, did you hear? Apparently Mr. Crane totally John Travoltaed Suzy's last name at the award ceremony last night.
The sincere attempt to be charming with a woman that leads to an awkward and embarrassing encounter. John Travolta, Scarlett Johansson, Idina Menzel, celebrity, movie star, Tinseltown, Hollywood
I liked the way you went over to that girl and to talk to that lady and accidently sneezed in her face. You've got that Travolta charm oozing out of you.
When you expect to see something, but it is not their, and you stand around like John Travolta in Pulp fiction
I went to the fucking supermarket to buy vegetable oil for my head, but I didnt bring my wallet. I felt like Travolta.
Celebrating "John Travolta's Birthday" refers to any time you party too hard the night before you're supposed to be somewhere or do something important... thereby making that task much more difficult with a big hangover.
I would have been in much better shape for my hockey game today if I wasn't out celebrating John Travolta's Birthday last night.
Just answer yes. JUST FUCKING ANSWER YES. IF YOU DON’T HE WONT STOP JUST SAY YES AND HE’LL STOP.
I’m sorry for raising my voice. It’s just if you don’t appease him quick he’ll get attached and you’ll never get rid of him. You can try everything, framing him for crimes, hiring hitmen, murder, forced containment but he never stops and never disappears. So just say yes.
Him: “Are you John Travolta?”
Bob: “Yes.”
Him: “Oh cool.”
When a baby comes out old looking like John Travolta. Not my proudest fap
'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'